</center><a href="https: //wonkette.substack.com/p/president-barry-h-bamz-obama-fck-it" target="_blank">President Doesn't Give A Fuck</a> is out there again, Not Giving A Fuck. He <a href="http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/barack-obama/obama-if-gop-candidates-cant-handle-cnbc-how-will-they-n456251" target="_blank">spoke Tuesday night</a> at a DNC event, and what do you think was on his mind? Oh, just the Republicans and how they are hilariously pathetic to watch right now? YUP. <p>We already <a href="https://wonkette.substack.com/p/donald-trump-leads-republican-scabs-across-their-own-debate-picket-line" target="_blank">told you</a> one of Obama's greatest crowd-pleasing zingers, when he giggled his ass off about what STINKIN' PUSSWADS all the Republican candidates are for whining about those mean CNBC moderators: </p><p/><blockquote>Have you noticed that every one of these candidates say, Obama is weak. Putin is kicking sand in his face. When I talk to Putin he’s going to straighten out. Just looking at him, he’s going to be ... And then it turns out they can't handle a bunch of CNBC moderators at a debate. I mean, let me tell you, if you can't handle those guys, you know, then I don't think the Chinese and the Russians are going to be too worried about you.</blockquote> <p>And then he was like LOL BYE LOSERS! </p><p><a href="https://assets.rbl.ms/17673112/origin.jpg"><img id="ef4d1" data-rm-shortcode-id="0b500b5a7980c30b0d5f619f3ebf1878" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" class="rm-shortcode " loading="lazy" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8xNzY3MzExMi9vcmlnaW4uanBnIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTcyMDc5NTkwNn0.JnznOPLXgmkD02uUTyLd5Py4BPsobzhS-pGc_c0WZcM/img.jpg?width=980" /></a> U R DUMB LOL </p><p>But that wasn't all. Oh no siree bob, Obama had more LAFFS TO GIVE about those dildo sniffers. </p><p>After bragging about his administration's MANY accomplishments, he played a little compare and contrast game with all the dicknoses what occupy the other side of the aisle, especially those who think they've got Big Boy Pants enough to fill Obama's mom jeans in the Oval Office: </p><p/><blockquote>I don't know if the Republicans who are running for this office know any of these things. Because they occupy a different reality, it seems. According to them, everything was really good in 2008 when we were going through the worst economic crisis in our lifetimes. Unemployment and uninsured rates were up, and we were hopelessly addicted to foreign oil, and bin Laden was still on the loose. This apparently was the golden age that I messed up. [<em>YOOOOGE APPLAUSE</em>] I messed it up.</blockquote> <p>Yeah Nobummer, you big fuckup! </p><p><a href="https://assets.rbl.ms/17677512/origin.jpg"><img id="c0ba8" data-rm-shortcode-id="fa835ebc60636b22acf4eb2368a92db5" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" class="rm-shortcode " loading="lazy" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8xNzY3NzUxMi9vcmlnaW4uanBnIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTcyNDE0NzgzNH0.GNJoDlCktnAjsKEry-lEkppvLOs-vuJtKVyL-0jT_fM/img.jpg?width=980" /></a> Oh look wingnuts, he is still laughing at you. </p><p>Now he would like to make fun of them about climate change: </p><p/><blockquote>On climate change -- now, if you went to a doctor -- no, let’s change that. If you go to a hundred doctors and 99 of them tell you you’ve got diabetes, you’ve got to stop eating bacon and donuts every day and we have to monitor your health, and we've got to fix this -- you wouldn't say, oh, that's a conspiracy, they’re making that up. All 99 of those doctors got together with Obama to try to prevent me from having bacon and donuts -- you wouldn't do that. That's not what you’d do. There’s not a single person who would do that.</blockquote> <p>President Obama did bacon doughnut libel! That's like powdered-sugared-Benghazi!!!!!!!111!! What's missing from these blockquotes is how often The Big O had to pause because everybody in the room was giggling. </p><p/><blockquote>I mean, it would be funny, except this is about climate change. This was an analogy. And the planet is warming; 99 percent of scientists have said it’s warming. And we've got the Republican chairman of the Senate Energy and Environment Committee carrying a snowball into the Senate chambers to show that there is still snow and that climate change isn't happening. I am not making that up. That's what happened.</blockquote> <p>He is not making it up at all! That's <a href="https://wonkette.substack.com/p/sen-inhofe-if-global-warming-is-real-where-did-i-get-this-snowball" target="_blank">what Sen. James Inhofe did</a> with his special snowball! Here is a picture, so you know we and the president are not making up bald-faced Carly Fiorinas: </p><p><a href="https://assets.rbl.ms/17674706/origin.jpg"><img id="84b19" data-rm-shortcode-id="0cdcb7f06f078cb28e749ff4c1b67765" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" class="rm-shortcode " loading="lazy" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8xNzY3NDcwNi9vcmlnaW4uanBnIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTcyNzAzMDEwMH0.4XUHcWnyifG1MLSKQSIkR4Q0_QjGLXrOHEkRjoKU9CM/img.jpg?width=980" /></a> </p><p>After that, Bamz said a bunch of hopey changey shit about "I am so good, but together we can do gooder, <em>si se puede</em>!" </p><p>Asked to respond, Ben Carson <a href="http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/11/03/ben-carson-responds-obama-taunt-cnbc-debate-obama-afraid-go-fox/" target="_blank">made a wee mumbling sound</a> about Obama being afraid of going on Fox, which is hilarious considering how Obama <em>has</em> descended from his perch to sit for interviews with the wingnut fecal stew that is Fox News. It's also funny because Ben Carson is one of the el primo pussies <a href="https://wonkette.substack.com/p/donald-trump-leads-republican-scabs-across-their-own-debate-picket-line" target="_blank">demanding</a> friendlier, softballier debate questions that don't expose him as <a href="https://wonkette.substack.com/p/ben-carson-only-endorsed-quack-nutritional-supplements-a-tiny-bit-for-10-years" target="_blank">a shill</a> for "miracle" vitamins that "cured" his cancer, with only five easy payments of $19.99. </p><p>To put this another way: </p><p><a href="https://assets.rbl.ms/17663602/origin.jpg"><img id="645c0" data-rm-shortcode-id="1a46df6f6ed4c3b51cb6117e307cdfb0" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" class="rm-shortcode " loading="lazy" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8xNzY2MzYwMi9vcmlnaW4uanBnIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTcxMDI3NDI2Mn0.JE4ecqwnKY6kQvBMmksjhGKG1uptbAHZFmMXQdCyuNo/img.jpg?width=980" /></a> </p><p>STFU, Ben Carson. The president hasn't said you get to talk. He ain't done laughing yet. </p><p>[<a href="http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/barack-obama/obama-if-gop-candidates-cant-handle-cnbc-how-will-they-n456251" target="_blank">NBC</a> / <a href="http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/11/03/ben-carson-responds-obama-taunt-cnbc-debate-obama-afraid-go-fox/" target="_blank">Dead Breitbart</a>]</p>
> if ever there was a group which deserved major trolling, it would be them.
No question, but that's our job isn't it? ;-)
Despite the fact that the trolling from the right towards Bamz has been as vicious and unrelenting as any in history, I think that he had to resist the urge to taunt them until he got through the 2014 midterms to avoid giving them more ammunition. Otherwise, the Blue Dogs could have pinned Dem losses on him.
[NO? SHITCUNT FISTFELCH! Rest assured that you and your magic fucking beans will be there in spirit. Next time you're gonna be in town, let me know via "extemporanus at yahoo dot com" -- maybe we can meet up and I can show you my back slit!]
Thank you kindly, sir – that was very much appreciated.
And you're quite welcome to laugh Britishly away: The whole situation continues to take on more of a Python-esque feel with each surreal interaction. I only hope that things are resolved before they go full Gilliam.
Jed Bartlett said, "I can't do that, because I would be KILLED." I think that line was meant to be "figuratively speaking." For Obama, it might just have been literal. He was trying to be President of -all- the people, not just those who voted for him.
Go right ahead and go to the Obamzom death panels you liberal pansy who wants to be healthy and have health care like the socialist countries. This is the USA where you pull yourself up from your bootstraps or as in my daughter Bristol's case her thong.
I bet this one doesn't. I get the feeling he's going to work on justice flavored projects. Also too, wait for the girlz to get onto college, then Mrs. Bamz can work on getting a turn at the Oval Office.
This is the best thing I've seen since I turned Donald Trump into "My Drunk Uncle At Thanksgiving". So only a few days, but still good!
> if ever there was a group which deserved major trolling, it would be them.
No question, but that's our job isn't it? ;-)
Despite the fact that the trolling from the right towards Bamz has been as vicious and unrelenting as any in history, I think that he had to resist the urge to taunt them until he got through the 2014 midterms to avoid giving them more ammunition. Otherwise, the Blue Dogs could have pinned Dem losses on him.
Also, too, he was busy: http://www.democratichub.co...
Ugh, what a clusterfuckle. Hope all works out and your wallet doesn't get malpracticed by those evil Blue loophole rapists.
[No! Right goddamn pissed about it too! Fuck a plate of beans! SADFACE ]
Thank you for your kind words, my friend.
[NO? SHITCUNT FISTFELCH! Rest assured that you and your magic fucking beans will be there in spirit. Next time you're gonna be in town, let me know via "extemporanus at yahoo dot com" -- maybe we can meet up and I can show you my back slit!]
Thank you kindly, sir – that was very much appreciated.
And you're quite welcome to laugh Britishly away: The whole situation continues to take on more of a Python-esque feel with each surreal interaction. I only hope that things are resolved before they go full Gilliam.
Ryan is gonna eat his lunch & spit it back in his face.
LOL.
Jed Bartlett said, "I can't do that, because I would be KILLED." I think that line was meant to be "figuratively speaking." For Obama, it might just have been literal. He was trying to be President of -all- the people, not just those who voted for him.
Dear Glenn Greenwald's parrot:
We've heard about enough bullshit from "disappointed in Obama" Dubya fans such as yerself: http://glenngreenwald.blogs...
Libertarian Obama=Bush talking points, brought to you by Koch, circa 2009: http://www.lp.org/news/pres...
Kindly shut up about how "Republican-lite" Obama is:http://www.theguardian.com/...
By the way, how's that 'Tea Party' thang workin' out there, Greeenwald? http://www.salon.com/2007/1...
Why right-wing Libertarians pretending to be liberals suck and how stupid are we, anyway?
Go right ahead and go to the Obamzom death panels you liberal pansy who wants to be healthy and have health care like the socialist countries. This is the USA where you pull yourself up from your bootstraps or as in my daughter Bristol's case her thong.
... that oughta cure you real good.
Is this the same "Bammy Obama" that refuses to go on Fox? Just checking.
I bet this one doesn't. I get the feeling he's going to work on justice flavored projects. Also too, wait for the girlz to get onto college, then Mrs. Bamz can work on getting a turn at the Oval Office.
Bacon and anything else produced by Smithfield, the dirty creek clogging, piggie crushing bastids.
Def Bamz.
Yeah, lets compare to Bill Clinton's last 2 years... Obama wins, hands down. The man is a bona fide badass.
My guy and I know sex is over when we Oprah. Then we shower.