This post brought to you by the Patty Dumpling Endowed Blogging Chair For Something Nice For Once From an oil spill of 50,000 gallons in the Yellowstone river to a federal ruling on an "imminent and substantial" health threat in East Washington from dairy manure, water contamination stories flooding the news are probably no big deal, and your drinking water is totally fine.
Take a picture of the leaking Poplar Pipeline, blow it up to billboard size, and hang it right outside of Capitol Hill with "THIS IS 1/1000TH OF WHAT KEYSTONE COULD DO" emblazoned on it.
Take a picture of the leaking Poplar Pipeline, blow it up to billboard size, and hang it right outside of Capitol Hill with "THIS IS 1/1000TH OF WHAT KEYSTONE COULD DO" emblazoned on it.
Police are investigating reports that a recently radicalized Mohammad Yogi and his lieutenant, Ali Boo Boo, had sabotaged the Yellowstone pipeline.
What? None of this water caught on fire? The deuce you say! Carry on, oil companies, carry on.