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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

"These people have lost their everlasting mind..."

Uh, Johnson? You're talking like a demon got your everloving tongue.

skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Thank you for supplying the corrected idiom.

JCfromNC's avatar

Someone should make a meme like the one for the "It's aliens" guy that says "I'm not saying it's demons -- but it's demons" and use that guy's face up there.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Demons! Of course, of course. Why didn't I think of that?

BlueSpot's avatar

In the name of Cheeses (maybe a nice Stilton)!

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Demons? I thought it was aliens.

I hate this timeline.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘔𝘈𝘎𝘈 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘪𝘻𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘏𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨-𝘢𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘤𝘢 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵.

Which means that the guy 𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯. And that proves...what exactly?

JCfromNC's avatar

It's the inverse of the "just one drop" thing? She's got some whyte blood in her, so she can't be Black? They're gonna have to admit a *lot* of people in their club that they've put a lot of effort into keeping out if they're going to adopt that idea.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

She's got Republican blood?

Littorally Speaking's avatar

We laugh, but consider that most people (about 2/3) who identify as Republican don’t even believe in evolution, so for that level of ignorance, demons, along with witches, vampires, or zombies isn’t much of a stretch.

If they don’t know anything but what they get off a screen, they’ll believe whatever the screen tells them.

Tosca's avatar

Demons? The Supernatural fandom's got this. Holy water and salt, my friends, holy water and salt. Then spray paint a Devil's Trap on the floor and you're golden!

If this man genuinely believes what he's saying he needs psychiatric treatment, stat. And MAGAs need to be told that more often. Perhaps they might actually get some help.

Darth Trad's avatar

Christ, call it 'high yellah' and get over will ya?

Notreelyhelping's avatar

It might not be demons. It might be ghosts. Or water spirits. Or aliens.

Hello? Tap tap tap. Is this on?

beb's avatar

People who believe in demons are weird.

Ward From Cali's avatar

The moment I pulled this up and saw Will Johnson my reaction was, "yep, he looks like a weirdo."

But hey, give him a chance! Eventually he gets to saying that if you don't obsess about some stranger's genitals, YOU'RE THE INSANE ONE!

Ya know, that's why "weird" is working so well. We all know and recognize this particular MAGA variety of weird the instant we see it. There is something JUST THAT WRONG with them.

Pliny the Younger's avatar

Track and field is practically a religion in Jamaica, but you never see Kamala do any track and field. Do you? Checkmate, libs.

HarryEagar's avatar

So is ganja, but maybe . . .

dental floss tycoon's avatar

no goats head soup recipe or ‘’i shot the sheriff’’ at 1 of her events … she probably has never ridden a bobsled either … deep state cover-up obviously …

The G-7 Experience's avatar

IDK, I checked her legs out yesterday and Kam is "toned"....

Tosca's avatar

Eh, cricket's West Indian rather than Jamaican.

Emil Muz's avatar

Jamaica...is in the West Indies on my map and Jamaicans play on the combined West Indies international team. It's considered their national sport.

Emil Muz's avatar

I wasn't sure if you were snarking, so I wasn't gonna mention it at first.

Connor Fusbol's avatar

"Demons are also making liberals call MAGA people weird."

So, demons are possessing ppl to make them say accurate things?

I learned something new about demons today!

Hank Napkin's avatar

... I was an atheist until the Visitation. Ernest Angley's 100% Human Hair Toupeé came unto me and shed small adhesive strips. It taught me to comb.

Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

These people are both hilarious and exhausting at the same time. Bi-zarre, if you will.