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But if your daughter is legitimately raped by a gang of vicious bikers at her high school dance, her body has a way of shutting that whole thing down .... one less thing to worry about.

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It's all about saying "BOOOO!!!" the loudest and seeing who starts quivering in fear. Then you start asking those people for donations and votes and voila you are now an elected RePUBElican official.

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I picture the straws yelling "No! Back off! Get the fuck away from me!"

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But I thought Obummer would be making the strorms stronger, to convince everybody that the global warming conspiracy was a hoax, I mean real, I mean . . . whatever. Whatever the fuck happens, it's Obama's fault. Simple answers, for simpletons.

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I thought if women got raped they released a special enzyme to prevent the pregnancy. I heard that from some guy from Missouri on the tee-vee.

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Mmmmm... big biker daddies in leather and denim and facial hair... Excuse me, what were we talking about?

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Really great analogy, Bill. The poor daughters of the world, getting access to all of that dangerous healthcare stuff.

If I had a daughter, I'd much rather she go to the dance with a bunch of bikers than spend even a moment with "Oh-Really?"

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...what I would give to see Bill O'Rielly's browser history

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And since our daughters' bodies will simply shut that rapey stuff down, no problem.

Amirite Bill?

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