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dshwa's avatar

Actually, I think most pharmacists are going to question an oxy script for a 5 year old even though it's approved, and ensure that it's for something legit.

That being said, I'm having "opiates don't work for long term pain" chiseled on my tombstone. Because they don't. But that's a rant for a different blog.

Querolous's avatar

But we are only #5 in executions!

Querolous's avatar

I still think he's throwing a slimeball.

It's Just Toomush's avatar

He's smokin' pure teaparty...

coozledad's avatar

At that point, and with that song in particular, she was the best songwriter breathing. Dylan isn't even close.

Takoma DC's avatar

Are doughnuts a drug?

sillyclucker's avatar

All of these tighty righties seem to be under the impression that they are running against Obama. Is somebody planning on setting them straight?

Amy!'s avatar

Admit it: the resemblance with this pair of other characters (down to the costumes!) is perfectly striking!

hornheat,  IronGoddessOfMercy's avatar

Can't wait to see Christie's head asplode when Carly Fiorina votes (pushes) him off th island of first-tier candidates!

TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

if you do them right they are

Thomas Mc's avatar

Makes more sense to blame Chris Christie for the obesity epidemic.

Takoma DC's avatar

Coloquially known as 'Kristie Kremes'.

HeywoodJablomey's avatar

What about the Controversial "Genius Drug" Used by Rich People? We need legions of pushers on the streets for that shit!

Kante Anderson's avatar

And don't forget to take a break from all drugs every once in a while. Even if you don't enjoy sober thinking for long periods of time at least it makes the next hit feel new again.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

There is a shitload of heroin in New England. It got really cheap for some reason, and a lot of people suddenly could afford to become junkies. (As always, they then found it hard to afford being junkies.)Some big busts in NYC may have taken out the current pipeline, but you know that won't last.

I suppose Tyrant Obama sets the price of heroin, just like he sets the price of oil.

rg9rts's avatar

Hey Chris...Sit down and shut up