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Actually, I think most pharmacists are going to question an oxy script for a 5 year old even though it's approved, and ensure that it's for something legit.

That being said, I'm having "opiates don't work for long term pain" chiseled on my tombstone. Because they don't. But that's a rant for a different blog.

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But we are only #5 in executions!

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I still think he's throwing a slimeball.

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He's smokin' pure teaparty...

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At that point, and with that song in particular, she was the best songwriter breathing. Dylan isn't even close.

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Are doughnuts a drug?

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All of these tighty righties seem to be under the impression that they are running against Obama. Is somebody planning on setting them straight?

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Admit it: the resemblance with this pair of other characters (down to the costumes!) is perfectly striking!

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Can't wait to see Christie's head asplode when Carly Fiorina votes (pushes) him off th island of first-tier candidates!

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if you do them right they are

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Makes more sense to blame Chris Christie for the obesity epidemic.

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Coloquially known as 'Kristie Kremes'.

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What about the Controversial "Genius Drug" Used by Rich People? We need legions of pushers on the streets for that shit!

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And don't forget to take a break from all drugs every once in a while. Even if you don't enjoy sober thinking for long periods of time at least it makes the next hit feel new again.

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There is a shitload of heroin in New England. It got really cheap for some reason, and a lot of people suddenly could afford to become junkies. (As always, they then found it hard to afford being junkies.)Some big busts in NYC may have taken out the current pipeline, but you know that won't last.

I suppose Tyrant Obama sets the price of heroin, just like he sets the price of oil.

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Hey Chris...Sit down and shut up

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