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all of this is true and can be mind bendingly frustrating (as an actor i know this particular resentment).

however, i find it helps to just turn the damned tv off. or watch fucking downton abbey instead.

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Why, yes, I do. Sort of. That's also my real pussy.

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Not this week. Damn I haz a sad.

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This one is probably rated in Whore Zircons.

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I meet all her criteria! (Except #2 & 3 & 4.)

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I thought it meant "bendy" which can be kinda useful during sex.

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But one of the first things people notice about her not her laugh. It's her insular and ignorant self-righteousness. I mean, who can't spot that from orbit?

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<b>Turn offs:</b> People who are phony.

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Sorta separated = soon-to-be ex is in the pickup outside with shotgun, but has fallen asleep.

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She's an Investigative Reporter! (That's different from the Press-Release-Rewriting Reporters on the Sports, Op-Ed and Business pages)

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