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fuflans's avatar

all of this is true and can be mind bendingly frustrating (as an actor i know this particular resentment).

however, i find it helps to just turn the damned tv off. or watch fucking downton abbey instead.

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bobbert's avatar

Why, yes, I do. Sort of. That's also my real pussy.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Not this week. Damn I haz a sad.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

This one is probably rated in Whore Zircons.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I meet all her criteria! (Except #2 & 3 & 4.)

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I thought it meant "bendy" which can be kinda useful during sex.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

But one of the first things people notice about her not her laugh. It's her insular and ignorant self-righteousness. I mean, who can't spot that from orbit?

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chascates's avatar

<b>Turn offs:</b> People who are phony.

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Lot_49's avatar

Sorta separated = soon-to-be ex is in the pickup outside with shotgun, but has fallen asleep.

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Lot_49's avatar

She's an Investigative Reporter! (That's different from the Press-Release-Rewriting Reporters on the Sports, Op-Ed and Business pages)

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