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Joshua Norton's avatar

Abstinence, how does that work again?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Now looking like he set the place on fire, and did himself in. Let's hope that's the end of it.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

as soon as she finds an identity that pays better

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Gawd ... the whole low-rent clan really does belong in a double-wide. Stunning to think that the GOP was willing to have 'em in the White House!

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Mahousu's avatar

It should be clarified that Sarah and I were born yesterday.

Er, no, I mean had our <i>birthdays</i> yesterday. Our charming naivete (aka obnoxiousness) just makes us seem to have been born yesterday.

As part of that, rather than be thankful for the birthday wishes, we will throw tantrums that they are late.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Any recent photo will show you...one thing she hasn't quit is aging.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

That will never grow old for me.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

They'll probably wait 'till it's dark, and go in with night vision equipment, rather than giving him a chance to pick off any more people.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Assumes fact not in evidence.

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Mahousu's avatar

Huh, I share a birthday with Sarah Palin. Along with many other things, I'm sure. All of which we sincerely hope remain in remission.

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Lot_49's avatar

\"Haggy\" would've been better, it's true. Do hags have a lobby or a religion?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

How old is she... 16? My apologies to all the 16 year olds out there.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Dionne Warwick libel!!1!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I guessing she ends up selling hair extensions or a better mouse trap.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I'd still fuck her....with votes.

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