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Mitt, you can just go to the Match.com website, you don't have to print them all out.

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Are you thinking along the same lines as his notion that people should <b>Plan</b> their <b>Parenthood</b>?

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Well, obviously the demand for jobs isn't high enough, and tax cuts will fix that so you're more attractive to employers and they have to pay you more.

Ow, I just pulled a muscle in my brain...

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Apparently his expectations for his "Chief of Staff" weren't very similar to those required of Leo McGarry or C.J. Craig.

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Forty-something percent of the likely voters don't <i>need</i> details yet. They trust Mistuh Romney to do the right thing by them, and besides he was trying to be warmer and more empathetic last night.

He'll tell us "you people" what he chooses to tell us - after the election. Stop being such an elitist poindexter.

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I almost hate it when you're optimistic, and subsequent events are coming that will crush your enthusiasm like an... Egg.

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"You're really helping yourself. Go on, keep doing that, Governor."

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Or is it "reverse penis racism"?

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Doing or saying anything to win requires a few (hundred) facts to be violated.

"Respectable" people who support him are turning a blind eye to his dishonesty because they want to turn a blind eye. Ain't that Amercia?

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He's not right in head.

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I thought women binders were how geishas kept their feet so small.

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Nice try Mittens. Yeah, funny thing about actively working against female empowerment and labeling all who do feminists, lesbians, and communists. Turns out, you end up ceding all the heroes to the other side when your side loses the culture battle like the chumps you are.

Want some female role models for conservatism? You’ll have to actually allow a woman to succeed and be praise-worthy and do something that inspires young women to achieve, and yeah, no, Sarah Palin so doesn’t count.

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Mitt's grampa would be proud of his crypto-polygamy as governor of Massachusetts.

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