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Wart in the hog is going on in that hed gif? Your info is here: https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/wallace-the-warthog-has-a-critique?

And a meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/98b239d6-9eaa-43cf-a3d6-4aca806c3e1b?utm_source=share

Congratulations, you’ve almost made it to the weekend!

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Pigs are smart critters. The pan's not wide enough for the tusks. So they flip the food out and go full Hoover mode on it.

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He's got a wart

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That warthog is all like, "Intelligent design?? Pffft! Who designed this frickin' mouth?"

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I held back, waiting for a "Lion King" reference, but one never came.

So, ... here.

https://anna-lyzing.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/189493.png

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I honestly thought that was an odd looking bunny for 5 minutes or so until I looked hard. Not-a-bunny.

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I went with capybara with no help from edibles, I swear

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Same here. then all of a sudden - "WTF? A rabbit with tusks?"

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I was like “What’s wrong with this cat?” at first.

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Thanks Martini. Great shot of going whole hog🐷

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Dang, wish I had some warthog friends; I’d fit right in with their dining style.

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Doris the Cat is sometimes a sloppy eater... she's still cute as fuck.

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I can't shave until I get my razorback.

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Ar-Can-Zus salutes you.

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That is a righteous warthog equivalent of the desk toss.

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Whoa on my tiny phone screen I thought it was a chin! (Chinchilla)

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That piggy is SO sweet!

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How much is that hoggy in the window? The one with the razor-sharp tusks?

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Sometimes I buy a frozen pot pie because cooking anything more complicated is OUT.

Sometimes that pot pie has very very little meat in it...

I empathize completely with Wallace.

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The store brand chicken and noodles soup had what seemed to be pieces of beak. Or it might have been somebodies toenail.

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"Crunchy Chicken", if you don't have your cult ID, it usually costs more

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🤩💗 My husky does the same thing, too funny!!! 😂🐾

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SHAZAM!!!! I life hacked it and took a bacation today, so I made it to the weekend LAST NIGHT!!! WOO HOO!!!!

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Get to the weekend sooner with THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK {watch}

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See?

Obama's time machine is BEST time machine!

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Good to know I'm not the only one wrestling with depression still at 3 weeks later. I love knowing I'm not alone. I also know I'll be back stronger and more motivated sometime soon. Love Wonkette.

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I'm one of the unfortunate people who lack the enzyme to convert THCA into intoxicating 11-OH-THC from edibles. It takes me literally 100 mg to even get a head change. 🙃

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𝘔𝘺 𝘌𝘥𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘖𝘋 𝘈𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘥𝘰𝘵𝘦: I had attempted to make weed brownies for decades, with no success; they were always unpalatable, and I never got more than a dull headache.

Then somebody told me about a simple “two-solvent” (water and butter or coconut oil) extraction; which I tried using the bud trim from the closet grow I had at the time.

When I tasted the first brownie, I was sure it was another failure, as there was almost no “weedy” taste at all; but it was a *very* good brownie, so I immediately had a second inch-square piece ...

Couple hours later, I’m watching TV, and something seemed to be wrong with the set; the picture on the screen was melting! Then I noticed the TV itself was melting, and looking around the room, that *everything* was melting ... !

So no puking, but I was just a non-ambulatory blob on the couch for about the next four hours.

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OK who did this:

"Asked Wednesday if she was concerned by the allegations, Republican Sen. Susan Collins of Maine said, “of course.”"

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"The Bloggess ate a gummie that was 150 milligrams and she did not die!"

I think the Ketamine IV is more worrisome and WHAR KILLER GUMMIEZ???

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Wasn't oldest/mostest/newest on the left side yesterday?

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i'm assuming we'll have the T-Day recipe round up? can't live without whoever ends up on the floor making meringue (betty ford? nancy?).

or was it monkey balls?

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''O

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What happens tomorrow, Wendy?

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We can also make believe that Chappaquiddick never happened and Ted Kennedy kicked Reagan's butt.

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True but the JFK, MLK, RFK, Medgar Evers, Malcom X assassinations and the Kent State killings broke me so I barely paid attention to that Teddy crap.

I don't know how anyone who lived through the JFK death and funeral period could ever feel the 60s were all glorious. That pain really sticks to me.

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I was too young to remember JFK, but '68 was horrible. MLK and RFK.

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Lesson I have learned and relearned: Never trust what your stoner friend says about the strength of any given edible.

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Yeah, fuck TFG voters. But double fuck the millions of Biden voters who decided to stick their thumbs up their ass and didn't bother to vote at all this time. they did this to us.

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I had to give up weed four years ago if I wanted to be put on a kidney transplant list. I did, so I spent one day smoking as much weed and consuming as many edibles as I had. At first it was fun, then it became brutal because I was too high and nauseous. When I finally came down, I gave whatever I had leftover (a considerable amount) to my daughter, and now just smelling the stuff makes me nauseous.

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I told the priest, don’t count on any Second Coming

God got his ass kicked the first time he came down here slumming

He had the balls to come, the gall to die, and then forgive us

No, I don’t wonder why, I wonder what He thought it would get us

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I always wondered why Concrete Blonde weren't more popular. A great band and Johnette Napolitano was a helluva frontperson.

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Trump doesn’t need to vet his nominees. His judgment is flawless.

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“It was a perfect choice, sir,” they said, tears rolling down their faces, making tiny rivers in the streaks of brown goo covering their lips.

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