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C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Swine flew.

Bobathonic's avatar

Winner winner pork chop dinner

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Man, them things are really shakin' bacon!

tehbaddr's avatar

Dangerously fast little critters!

The Wanderer's avatar

Piggie zoomies!

The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

Des porcelets de grand vitesse.

Bobathonic's avatar

PGV - Piggy à Gran Vitesse

Bobathonic's avatar

They're speedy pillbugs!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

They look like a retro arcade game! A group of piggies are called a drift? A group of republicans are called a grift.

freakishlystrong's avatar

That'll do, piglets! My goodness, they're a blur!

Linda1961 aka Pollyanna's avatar

Zoomies ain't just for kitties anymore!

freakishlystrong's avatar

He held a mid-term "convention" and charged a ton of money to attend, it turned in to a cult rally.

He barnstormed red states to "campaign" for republican candidates, they turned in to cult rallies.

He demanded the faithful vote as though he were on the ballot, he forgot that other people vote besides the cult. WE VOTED as though he were on the ballot.

He lost, because he wasn't on the ballot.

These fucking assholes.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

you know, considering the sheets they wear, maybe we can call the Klan

The Muslin Brotherhood.

Anna-Elizabeth's avatar

As I said on Evan's livestream last night, I was expecting a Blue Wave, and instead we got a Blue Colony Drop!

tehbaddr's avatar

"What’s YOUR favorite 2028 pickup?"

Tie between the Texas sweep, and all the black ladies in GA!

memzilla's avatar

Oh, how much ketchup is on Drumpf's wall today?

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

I saw that he had three hours of “executive time” blocked off for the morning. Nanny Natalie needs all that time to calm her colicky baby down after the prolonged tantrums.

wobbly's avatar

“Conscience or the cost of living, Americans said NO TO WAR, and we endorse this message,” Iran’s speaker of Parliament, Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf, wrote on social media.

On social media, some Iranians joked that while Mr. Trump had started the war partly to topple Iran’s authoritarian government, the most significant political consequence had been in the United States.

“Eight months of war with Iran. The achievement? Regime change in America!” wrote Seyed Alireza Salehi, an Iran-based religious scholar.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/11/04/world/asia/midterms-trump-foreign-policy-world.html?unlocked_article_code=1.OFE.z1d6.iTnoBL_pd0M6&smid=url-share

Anna-Elizabeth's avatar

OOOh, got some salve for these burns?

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

ANY NEWS YET ABOUT COLOM AND PELTOLA?!? They both have slight leads, but if Peltola doesn't clear 50%, or the Sullivan, there will be ranked choice tabulations on 11/18/26. i heard Colom was up by 28 votes. WHAT A NAIL BITER!

freakishlystrong's avatar

Mississippi. At least Floribama didn't disappoint. Glassy eyed cultists.

Reader's avatar

Rebecca, when Obama won, I cried all night and off and on the whole next day. I then went on to dislike him but that's beside the point. The point is I was moved and hopeful. But for this, even tho intellectually I know it's huge, it hadn't reached my heart. Your mom's pic and the whiteboard just did. I'm gonna let myself cry some tears of hope and relief. Sending good thoughts to you and yours.

Anna-Elizabeth's avatar

Hey, I slept past 3:30AM. I hope Everyone is well today.

Bobathonic's avatar

Rise and shine, sleepyhead!

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

I woke up at around 3:15 a.m. and as I was going back to sleep I giggled about

The President smells like tinkle.

XD XD XD

JustPixelz's avatar

I did too! Also, doing well.

The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

The Ladies are Leading Georgia. From conservative to progressive. Wish Jimmy Carter was still alive. But Nicon and Kissinger are still dead so I'm okay.

josephebacon's avatar

GOP Rep. Tim Moore, who likely lost seat in a shocker (awaiting call from major media outlets), at start of early voting: "I'm in a seat that's not considered competitive, but I'm running a race as if I was." Said he was door-knocking "even though I probably wouldn't have to if I didn't want to."

And he lost in North Carolina

https://bsky.app/profile/the-downballot.com/post/3mzkskewm4c2v

THANK YOU ROY COOPER!!!!!!!!

Schmannity's avatar

Editrix Mom likes Coke

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

I got a freaky old lady name a Cocaine Katy

Who embroiders on my jeans

I got my poor old gray-haired daddy

Drivin' my limousine

Tammy Scumbag's avatar

And that sweet, sweet democracy.

Ellen_D, domestic terrorist's avatar

My hot take on why voters were SO MAD...

That fucker screwed up the semiquincentennial. This should have been a memorable, blow-out party for everyone to enjoy. Not the tacky, belligerent, partisan embarrassment Doanld served up.

I'll never forgive him for that.

That is my hot take and I'm sticking to it.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

I had a MUCH better time for the Bicentennial, Mom and I painted the fire hydrants in the neighborhood as policemen and firemen. We got special quarters, but the ice cream man was too tempting to save them. The 4th of July that year was AMAZING!

irish379's avatar

that and the fact that he literally took a wrecking ball to the nation's capital when the celebration was supposed to take place. Heck of a job Donnie!

Randy Bender's avatar

Well $hitler did put his fugly anus face on some coins--what more could you want???

Schmannity's avatar

Low rent National Mall carnival

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

It was really cheap and half assed also. Like a meh

Sko Hayes's avatar

Makes you wonder where all the donated money came from and WENT TO- did Trump try to go cheap and put a few extra million in his own pocket?

LOU LOU's avatar

A fine double bind republicans have themselves in now. Can only imagine the strategy sessions to decide on next moves with all the Nazis, evangelicals, Zionists clamouring for their power back too putting pressure on already stressed Trump. Republicans primary goal is to get back power they lost, they may be conciliatory, or not. We need to remember it’s all a strategy where our well-being isn’t even a priority.

Bobathonic's avatar

Presumption of Bad Faith.

Ellen_D, domestic terrorist's avatar

I wonder how this epic defeat is sitting with all the nut jobs who believed Donald was God's Annointed One.

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

I want to ask them if they think God might be a secret democrat sleeper cell. And lesbian

Bobathonic's avatar

Their gawd is Mammon.

LOU LOU's avatar

Or Baal, that’s why Trump is obsessed with having a baalroom :)

Randy Bender's avatar

The Republinazi god's been defeated three times now: First, Obama; second, Biden; and now, Blue Tsunami. Whatta pathetic, limp freak.

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

I personally think any god who relies on people to vote for his hand picked annointees instead of just anointing them is pretty weak myself.

It is almost as if God don't care about American politics! Assuming there even is one!

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

It seems their first move is to disavow trump himself which will I am sure go great with the cult and also, with Trump himself, who is exactly the sort to start airing alllll the dirty laundry

LOU LOU's avatar

Ah the Trump loyalty test. Karma is such a bitch. Trump has never been loyal to anyone.