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Bellbottom bugs, you make the rockin’ world go ‘round. Your hed gif info: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/ole-says-matador-bug

And meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/1d4d714c-e73c-4fc3-ae51-cf99fa3977e2?utm_source=share

Happy birthday and all hail the Editrix!

Pere Ubu's avatar

Happy birthday and you're right - everyone I encountered in Canada this past weekend was very nice and accommodating, even the ones who had no idea of my origin country. The rude one was the guy at American customs on the way back. Niagara Falls Canada is as wonderfully tacky and touristy as I remember, but I can recommend The Dhaba On The Falls, a very excellent North Indian style restaurant where I had some very very good chicken korma and garlic naan.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Have you visitec Niagara-on-the-Lake? It's wonderful! Plus, a lot of wineries around it.

Pere Ubu's avatar

I've never been there, but I'm not amiss to the idea of a winery tour. There's one (Casa Larga) almost right in my backyard I'm probably going to visit in the summer.

Sister Artemis's avatar

Happy birthday, Trix!!!

And happy... whatever, weird beautiful bug!

rawrtigerlily's avatar

Happy birthday, Rebecca!

Menotsure's avatar

When it comes to birthday gifts

Trix might not expect

A present quite as curious

As a floppy foot insect.

Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

Shake a leg!

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4hv_8TXFWg

Eric Clapton - Bell Bottom Blues (Live Video) | Warner Vault

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All Hail The 😇 Angelic Editrix!!💖🥰

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Favorite prey of qiana birds...

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Is that a riff on Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls"? Upvoted!

Nancy Naive's avatar

Shiel bugs are just creepy.

Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

I never stopped wearing leg warmers. Glad to see I'm in good company.

Rocket Cat's avatar

Do you want to see me crawl across the floor to you?

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgvBWR0Tr7I

Morphine - Cure For Pain.

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"I propose a toast / To my self control / You see it, crawling / Helpless on the floor"

🎶

The Wanderer's avatar

Extra flamboyant!

Nancy Naive's avatar

In their world it usually means “go away”.

The Wanderer's avatar

It can also mean "Come over here, ladies! I'm peacocking!"

tehbaddr's avatar
9hEdited

What a peculiar adaptation, it is doing a sort of semaphore I suppose.

The Wanderer's avatar

"Little Orphan Annie Says Drink Your Ovaltine."

tehbaddr's avatar

A crummy commercial!

The Wanderer's avatar

Could be worse. Could have been a Yo Mama joke.

CambridgeKnitter's avatar

or a Crummey trust

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Those are pom-poms, it’s saying, in bug, “rah rah ree! kick him in the knee! Rah rah rass! Kick him in the…other knee!”

Miss Grundy's avatar

Keep waving those legs to keep the predators away! Ole, ole, ole, ole!!

Kay Ducky's head hurts's avatar

Anything that bright, slow, and flamboyant isn't worried about predators; it's poisonous to the bone.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

But will they be "in fashion" in a year? 🎱 -> "Not if the fashion industry has anything to say about it!"

Corvid Opera's avatar

Happiest of Birthdays to you, esteemed Editrix! And here’s to many more!

Sue Munda's avatar

I was also thinking I was in trouble coming home from beautiful Mexico last month, but luckily came home to good ol’ Chitown!

Sue Munda's avatar

Happy Birthday!💖🎶🌟

You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

Happiest of birthdays to you Rebecca! You share the day with my better half, by the way, we have a cactus that blooms on your birthday, not Christmas! Thanks for keeping the lights on at the Wonkcave so we can enjoy temporary sanity breaks here!!! Love YSITB!

Christina Norton's avatar

All the extra likes today for "meltfaced."

Enjoy your birthday!

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Happy Birthday, Queen.

Jessica Valenti says very well what I tried to say here on Wonkette yesterday. What happened in that locker room with Patel, Human Boil, and the hockey team was one of the worst male dominance performances since the RNC played It's a Man's World. It was perverted, sickening, and was meant to make every woman on the planet feel small. Fuck ALL those guys.

Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

Happy birthday, BeccaLou!

Cynthia's avatar

I missed you so much. Happy birthday. Had it not been for Rosy Red Ass I would have been bereft in your absence.

Cincinnatus's avatar

"The New York Times has reported that Patel’s schedule on Saturday included a lone 20-minute briefing with the Olympic security team and a 30-minute tour of a joint security operations venue before he was to attend a “private lunch with an unspecified guest.”

Patel arrived in Rome on Thursday evening before a dinner with the U.S. ambassador to Italy, billionaire Houston Rockets owner Tilman Fertitta. By Friday, he had an hourlong meeting with the head of Italy’s domestic security and intelligence agency before a photo-op with Italian law enforcement, an “aperitivo” (a premeal drink/snack) at the Italian Ministry of the Interior and a number of other “ceremonial events,” per the Times. He then jetted off to Milan to watch the U.S. men’s team beat Slovakia to secure a spot in the gold medal final. His schedule on Sunday tasked him with just two events: Team USA’s gold medal match against Canada and his flight back to the States."

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kash-patel-olympics-trip-hockey-cultural-activities-private-dinners-report_n_699ef3dfe4b0c4f808275d90?origin=home-latest-news-unit

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

I don’t fault the hockey players for not pushing back against Grampa Assmouth in the locker room. They were high on the win, they were celebrating, it was the fucking President on the phone. I can’t see anyone stopping the celebration to say “That’s not right.” It’s not right, but thinking and responding on your feet is not a skill that’s necessarily in their toolbox.

BUT…I absolutely fault any of them who went to his “I love me” party yesterday. They had every opportunity to think, and read the room, and be hopefully pissed on by every woman in their lives. And yet 20 of the 25 went to the White House, and 17 of them were props at the speech. Those boys were pathetic. The remaining 5 men should be recognized. Not necessarily praised, because they did the bare minimum. But at least they did something.

CzechJournalists's avatar

four of the five had Minnesota connections.

MeanQweenKristine's avatar

Beautiful birthday wishes to you, Editrix! Thanks for all you and the Wonkette crew do to keep us informed and relatively calm. PAAAAAARTY!!!

knockedoutloaded's avatar

her and George Harrison!

Karen Scofield's avatar

Tab's,Toast and Coffee ☕ in the Morning 💯👍

Debra Dassow's avatar

I had a very weird pat down screening in the Milwaukee airport on 2/12 when I was heading to DC to visit our son and his family. Very personal, very strange. Not certain why.

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Happy birthday, Ms. Rebecca! Have so much fun! :) :) :) :)