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Lot_49's avatar

By the way, since corporations have free speech and religious rights, they must also have freedom of assembly and therefore can get married, leave each other assets tax free, and cannot testify in court against each other in court.

A Diós, Antitrust Division of the Justice Department!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

You might live longer....

If you find yourself saying something like “Watch this!” to a group of friends after you’ve had a few 4th of July infusions stop what you’re doing and go sit down for a while.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Does "spinning off" a part of the company to form a new corporation count as self-dismemberment? Cause maybe that's no longer allowed.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

not enough man-on-dog sex?

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