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Alicia Norman's avatar

"Lawyerin' sure looks fun, can I try!"

StlSaxist's avatar

Love the one that says I'm going to be arrested "by the local cops".

Lori's avatar

thank you so much

StlSaxist's avatar

Seriously, these f***ers (sic).

rufus magister's avatar

Fearless Leader has a plan to kill Moose and Squirrel.

rufus magister's avatar

I gotta take the over on this one.

LarrytheRed's avatar

So you personally serve every elector in every jurisdiction. And amend your suit to name them all personally as defendants, a/k/a The Electoral College. Sure. Makes perfect sense.

rufus magister's avatar

This is now known as "Inviting the boyfriend to the pool party.More's fondness for hair shirts not so much.More"s beliefs were quite genuine. He died for his views in a good cause, the right to ones own opinions.

The Society's intent is not do noble

rufus magister's avatar

Electoral is favored by a safety over the Cardinals.

The Librarian's avatar

This case belongs in the annals of legal dumbfuckery a la United States ex rel. Gerald Mayo v. Satan and His Staff, (54 F.R.D. 282 (W.D.Pa. 1971)) and so many others. I know it’s too much to ask that all frivolous legal briefs would provide this many laughs.

rufus magister's avatar

Look for them to void all legislation and Amendments passed since.

So long civil rights & labor law. Hello slavery.