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"Lawyerin' sure looks fun, can I try!"

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Love the one that says I'm going to be arrested "by the local cops".

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thank you so much

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Seriously, these f***ers (sic).

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Everything fun is.

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Fearless Leader has a plan to kill Moose and Squirrel.

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I gotta take the over on this one.

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So you personally serve every elector in every jurisdiction. And amend your suit to name them all personally as defendants, a/k/a The Electoral College. Sure. Makes perfect sense.

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This is now known as "Inviting the boyfriend to the pool party.More's fondness for hair shirts not so much.More"s beliefs were quite genuine. He died for his views in a good cause, the right to ones own opinions.

The Society's intent is not do noble

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Electoral is favored by a safety over the Cardinals.

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This case belongs in the annals of legal dumbfuckery a la United States ex rel. Gerald Mayo v. Satan and His Staff, (54 F.R.D. 282 (W.D.Pa. 1971)) and so many others. I know it’s too much to ask that all frivolous legal briefs would provide this many laughs.

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Look for them to void all legislation and Amendments passed since.

So long civil rights & labor law. Hello slavery.

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