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Alexa Murray's avatar

I wish you were making this up, but of course you’re not.

Daniel Miron's avatar

She’s not plausibly THAT stupid. 8 years is a bit silly…but they’re the hardliners on this.

tegrat's avatar

ignorance of the law etc. yes eight years seems harsh I would favor some other non-carceral form of consequences, not sure what

Schipper, Christopher's avatar

There's a saying about this very thing. Oh yeah:

IGNORANCE OF THE LAW IS NO DEFENSE (ignorantia juris non excusat).

M'Hael's avatar

"[E]ight years is a tad much for a nonviolent crime, committed by a woman who is plausibly stupid enough to not realize she was committing eight felonies."

Now, I hear what you're saying, but what my theory presupposes is:

Maybe that isn't exculpating in this context?

It isn't in MY opinion, therefore reduction of sentence denied.

*gavel smack*

irish379's avatar

she should do the whole bit. under the signature line the penalties are plainly stated

FAFO

Ellen_D, domestic terrorist's avatar

It's a familiar story: entitled white woman thinks laws and rules are for keeping other, lesser people in line. Is shocked to learn they might apply to her, also.

Jen's Big Blue Wave's avatar

You are kinder than I, Robyn. I figure she, like the rest of them that pull this stunt, know precisely what they are doing. Especially since she ran a campaign about Voter Integrity. Even 18 year olds know you can only vote where you actually live.

Personally, for subverting an election, I feel 8 years is too light. But I am rather mean.

Mary Hayes's avatar

She SHOULD get eight years if that is all that she can get. Should be eighty. Or eight hundred. Hey, let's emulate Texas and ask for the death penalty.

Martha Howell's avatar

I asked it if it's legal to use taxpayer funds on partisan campaign ads and it went down. 😦

Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

You would make a fabulous Princess of Monaco, Robyn. Simply fabulous.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

This nimrod actually thought the Costanza Defense would work in a real courtroom.

VelveetaSneeze's avatar

"Even if it does, they insist, it’s worth it to prevent the rampant voter fraud they’ve never been able to prove actually exists." That sounds a lot like Charlie Kirk and gun rights. Oh, the irony.

Sallyfemina's avatar

I think she simply doesn't have external ears, which is why she ended up with that ring where it is.

John Hoffacker's avatar

I would totally vote for you for Princess of Monaco!

John Hoffacker's avatar

I would totally vote for for Princess of Monaco!

PaulDietzel's avatar

I've been told that if you want to be a Princess of Monaco that a good start is to grow up in Philadelphia as the daughter of a bricklayer.