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PubOption's avatar

Now I'm imagining Tyler York in drag, and it's not pretty.

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PubOption's avatar

From the article, it appears that his parents pay the former president of the garden club to do that.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Why the fuck doesn't their argument about handouts work in reverse? You know, their meme that "paying poorz just makes them dependent."

Giving fucking rich people the ability to bequeath riches upon their spawn, tax free, that somehow doesn't make them shiftless dependent piles of Tyler?

Seems like if you gave these folks the incentive to have to go out into the world to forage for their own juiceboxes, they might actually become productive members of society.

Pffft, haha, sure, buddy, and <i>logic</i> just magically applies to similar situations, also!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

FIRST RULE, DAMMIT!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Wow, an entitled carefree dickbucket! I am not jealous, however, because this fuckstick actually can sit by a pool, dribbling ironic juicebox juice into his ironic beard and actually think with his brain-area "Am I happy?"

Tyler York / Billy Madison 2012

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chascates's avatar

No angst about school loans or having to pay any rent? Sounds like Tyler hit the parent lottery.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Billy Madison: [shouting] Where's my snack pack? Juanita: You got a banana, you don't need no snack pack.

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SullivanSt's avatar

You think he's a sarcastic Odd Future fan?

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SullivanSt's avatar

No trial, just death raining from the sky.

Although, Tyler seems much further along the way to being Gregor Samsa than Josef K.

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SullivanSt's avatar

If only the wifi reached, maybe he could have been learning from the Wonkets while lounging around leeching from his parents.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Oo, just spotted the Kundera reference in the surtitle. Nice!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Hopefully not at the same time.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

But would that make him "really happy"?

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