We Get Coronavirus Emails!

A story in two acts.

Act One: The Email

My name is Emily and I represent Calworth Glenford LLC.

We have rolled out a Corona Virus offer that you might be interested in running with. It should kill it. We had to quickly get this going because it is SO hot.

Our sales have never been higher than they are now. And this Virus Protocol offer is a reason why.

It's a men's only health offer and the CPA is $35. Our market is men 40+, usually political conservatives who buy health and supplement products and also respond well to financial, political, dating (targeted towards senior men), survival and golf-related offers. We have several "info" and "supplement" products of our own that you can promote and make money with. Never wait for payment -- we pay you on Monday every week, via direct deposit or PayPal, for the sales made including over the weekend!

Are you interested to see if we can make money together? Looking forward to your response!

Warmly,
Emily Roberts
Calworth Glenford LLC

Act Two: Go to Jail

The end.