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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

aka, making shit up out of whole cloth

Copacidic's avatar

Without the cloth.

Emperor’s new clothes.

Dr.BDH's avatar

I think it's actually, "grow your back hair."

Dr.BDH's avatar

What language is "Keuf"?

James Smith's avatar

of course no explanation what they are actually offering.

Virgiebeach's avatar

1). Apply liberal (heh) layer of hand-or-body cream of choice to hands. .2 ) Don rubber/latex/plastic-or-whatever, waterproof gloves. Make sure they are long enough to prohibit water splashing into the cuffs whilst hands are immersed. 3) Wash your dishes in lotsa steamin' hot soapy water. Voila', it's like a deep-moisturizing treatment for hands. The heat helps the skin absorb the handcream. Sympathies on the dry, cracking fingertips. That must be miserable. : {

suziq's avatar

It doesn't matter, because it isn't really anything! That's the brilliant part!

Antifa Commander's avatar

It's a Corona Virus offer, duh!

Virgiebeach's avatar

Haven't been there in a while, but I agree -- it seemed sprawled out in a not-logical fashion. My most-cordially-loathed airport is St. Louis. Oh. My. Gawd. Talk about sprawling, disorganized, and badly planned, oy. Had the most ignorant staff I've ever encountered.also too. Perhaps it's improved; son flew from there about a year ago and said it wasn't too bad. I'll never use it again unless there's absolutely NO choice..

Virgiebeach's avatar

Right? Unbefuckinglievable.

Rank Member's avatar

Dunno. This was sent to me by family in South America....google translate suggests "Frisian" which I should have known as my ancestors are from the Frisian Islands.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

Mary Stone's avatar

Epilogue:

How it should be done.

My 70-year-old husband is pestered by emails offering sh*t of this kind.

Sherry's avatar

A-fuckin'-men! My husband just took a shower after 5 days being cooped up inside. Wash his hands? Get real.

Sherry's avatar

They have been vewwy, vewwy quiet. Maybe hunting Wabbit?