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aka, making shit up out of whole cloth

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Without the cloth.

Emperor’s new clothes.

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survival, innit

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I think it's actually, "grow your back hair."

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What language is "Keuf"?

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of course no explanation what they are actually offering.

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1). Apply liberal (heh) layer of hand-or-body cream of choice to hands. .2 ) Don rubber/latex/plastic-or-whatever, waterproof gloves. Make sure they are long enough to prohibit water splashing into the cuffs whilst hands are immersed. 3) Wash your dishes in lotsa steamin' hot soapy water. Voila', it's like a deep-moisturizing treatment for hands. The heat helps the skin absorb the handcream. Sympathies on the dry, cracking fingertips. That must be miserable. : {

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It doesn't matter, because it isn't really anything! That's the brilliant part!

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Ewww, I'll pass.

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It's a Corona Virus offer, duh!

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Haven't been there in a while, but I agree -- it seemed sprawled out in a not-logical fashion. My most-cordially-loathed airport is St. Louis. Oh. My. Gawd. Talk about sprawling, disorganized, and badly planned, oy. Had the most ignorant staff I've ever encountered.also too. Perhaps it's improved; son flew from there about a year ago and said it wasn't too bad. I'll never use it again unless there's absolutely NO choice..

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Right? Unbefuckinglievable.

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Dunno. This was sent to me by family in South America....google translate suggests "Frisian" which I should have known as my ancestors are from the Frisian Islands.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

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Epilogue:

How it should be done.

My 70-year-old husband is pestered by emails offering sh*t of this kind.

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A-fuckin'-men! My husband just took a shower after 5 days being cooped up inside. Wash his hands? Get real.

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They have been vewwy, vewwy quiet. Maybe hunting Wabbit?

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