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Moar Wordz's avatar

No. Crumpets, crumpets, crumpets

george lastrapes's avatar

A scone for the crone on the phone.

george lastrapes's avatar

Injudicious use of blonding agents often accompanies meth use, the intent being to make the user more attractive and therefore more able to afford her habits. But artificial stupidity is all-too-often the tragicomic result.

george lastrapes's avatar

Tomi is of course called Larvalann by her friends, as she is expected to pupate soon in a secret location and emerge as a full-grown Coulter.

daniel mattes's avatar

I'm kinda concerned about where Stephen is getting his scones.

anomie's avatar

Facism! Er, I mean, Fashion!

Maybe it's from one of Ivanka's collections.

Peggy Ryan's avatar

I almost channeled my inner Elvis and got my gun.

javadavis's avatar

What is with that huge, bulky chain around her neck?

javadavis's avatar

There's a button on your remote that makes her shut up. If her visage is still too much then there is another button that makes your TV show you another picture. I recommend Disney channels, or Nick. They are relatively soothing and do not have a lot of national news. It's a nice break. You know, other that breaking your TV.

javadavis's avatar

You're waiting to see how much Conway knows? But how could you ever find out? There would have to be some way of determining which thing she is saying is actually true, and no oath is gonna make that happen.

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

I don’t need another reason

fawkedifiknow's avatar

Another reason I refuse to watch CNN.

Leftflank's avatar

He wrote a book that flopped and last I heard he was still seeking employment.This is the fate that every single one of the lying liars deserves.

wetsu's avatar

They canned Paris yesterday.

Dr. Rags's avatar

Huckabee libelz libelz!

phoenix00's avatar

Unpossible. A humorless inhumane slob does not deserve the infamous Wonkette (tm) libelz treatment.