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malsperanza's avatar

*golfclap*

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malsperanza's avatar

That photo of the fine young Romney family is the Richard Pryor White Family brought perfectly to life. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/wat..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOwVSgs3Gbg">https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Well, ok, if "life" is defined as what you see inside Madame Tussaud's.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Chris Christie? Miss Lindsey? Kathy McMorris Rogers? Scott Walker? Rick Perry? Edit: This was supposed to be a reply to BS4Dummies. What up, IntenseDebate?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I believe there is a show where one get answers to this question in Tijuana.

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fuflans's avatar

mitt should run.

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schmannity's avatar

Santorum alert! Snail on dog sex.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Apparently snails have been marrying themselves for a long time. People are so slow.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Mitt needs a hobby other than running for president. May I suggest something that suits his personality like watching cactus grow?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

But can you visit your bedside?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Which came first, the horse or the Egg?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

The Great Co-conspirator

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

<em>When #marriage is redefined, what prevents a person from "marrying" his/herself? </em>

Jeez. the voices in my head have a hard enough time just living together, much less being married. But if I did marry myself, the sex might be more frequent, though predictable.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Sure, sure, but the sex is crazy good.

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PubOption's avatar

Already happened <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/25/nadine-s...">http://www.huffingtonpost.c...

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