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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Republicans like sex as much as anyone else, hence the scandals and harassment suits they regularly deal with. Unfortunately, Republicans like controlling women more than they like sex.

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It's the invisible hand of the marketplace jerking us all off.

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Since he considers not getting an STD his personal Vietnam, I think we can assume he isn't one for the birth control himself.

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The latest I've heard wasn't a birth control pill but a male contraceptive. Oh, and you have to have it injected into your dick with a needle.

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I haven't watched it, although Ms. Gnome is into it. I read the book, and she hasn't. I'm going more for escapist entertainment these days. Not going out of my way to find things that demonstrate what the world will be like if Trump and his ilk actually succeeded.

Didn't watch Man In the High Castle for the same reason.

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In Trumpland, getting old ain't for the poor.

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Hey, Bill! Does that dinner come with motherfucking iced tea?

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Unfortunately, grizzly mama didn't clue her offspring in about blowjobs, hence all the problems that ensued.

Shananigan's avatar

Better than having fishing tackle screwed up into your cervix.

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In sixth grade, they separated the boys and girls for The Talk. Sister Mary Professional Virgin told all us boys that no girl would ever do that unless a boy forced her to.

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In GOP male circles, sex and controlling women are the same thing.

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O'Reilly: "I'm not a human being, but I play one on TV." (or should I say, "played?")

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He is so miscast. And they gotta do the backstory stuff or it never gets beyond mini series/novel adaptation. His and Luke's backstories were WAY better than the stupid Mexican trade delegation, though.

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And if you only slept with a certain jazz musician, you'd be a Wynton slut.