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Caepan's avatar

Good Wonkitty!

James Baskin's avatar

Kamala has the 'black cat' vote sewn up.

Menotsure's avatar

When it comes to voting

Wonkitty is no quitter

Her vote gets dropped into a box

And Trump dumped in her litter.

Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

Bravo! I currently need some brain bleach, but beautifully done nonetheless.

tehbaddr's avatar

They're having their cats vote! UNFAIR! ILL EAGLE! RIGGED! STOLLEN!

ellison's avatar

One of my cats is sensible, but the other is an agent of chaos who would probably write in Bill Cipher for president (I mean, an evil triangle would still be better than TFG).

Skye Marthaler's avatar

Bill Cipher is an evil triangle but at least there is some logic there.

Craig Nixon's avatar

THEY'RE VOTING THE DOGS THEY'RE VOTING THE CATS.

Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

You are having way too much fun with this, Craig! And I am HERE for it.

Craig Nixon's avatar

I promise to CEASE & DESIST any minute now.

<ok, no I don't>

algore lactating's avatar

also needs an admiralty flag.

Craig Nixon's avatar

I was getting to that. I didn't want to POISON THE BLOOD of all my posts right off the bat.

Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

Oh, please don't! I haven't giggled as much as I have with your dog and cat pronouncements in years. You're doing God's work, my friend!

Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Wonk Kitty shows how it's done!

eddi-SABH's avatar

Trump's bio on his political years. "Full Seats. Empty Head"

The Old KC's avatar

I’m just now getting around to reading the Atlantic article and it is DELICIOUS. Pump that shit right into my veins! I knew the Trump campaign was probably riddled with infighting and backstabbing galore, but now I get to read all the delectable details. It couldn’t have all happened to a bunch of more deserving people.

fuflans's avatar

i'm listening to nicolle wallace coverage right now.

vanity fair and atlantic are both like this unholy intersection of Serious News Journalism and News of the World gossip.

human being's avatar

In light of the GOP using images of trans people in their ads without consent, that Anderson cease and desist is laughably disgusting!

Kerry Bart-Raber's avatar

Oh MY Gosh RFK jr - YES I loved Captain Crunch !!! Unconditionally

Savage Auntie's avatar

Polls don't vote. People do. If you haven't voted, get out there and do it. Remember 2016? There was no way she could lose? Can we please not have anyone stay home because they thought someone else was voting and we were winning anyway? Even if Harris wins, every vote is necessary for a blue wave that will make it impossible for him to cry about the election being stolen. I needs to not even be close.

Willard Henson's avatar

That raspy SOB will have to pry my Cheez-its from my cold dead hand. Oh, FWIW, they are great with champagne.

rodger coghlan's avatar

For a little health treat, frozen strawberries float in champagne

a. diderot's avatar

I think this is a direct threat to Kamala Harris. It is a well-known fact that Nacho Cheez Doritos are her got-to snack.

I agree about Cheez-its, although I need to try the champagne pairing.

beb's avatar

Fluoride in the water. I'm an clear example of why adding fluoride is a good idea. I grow up in the county. drinking unfluoridated well water. I had cavity nearly every time I went to the dentist. My daughter grew up on fluoridated city water. She's had one or two cavities her entire life.

beb's avatar

Early Voting was supposed to eliminate the hours long lines to vote on Election Day but we're seeing long lines for early voting, too. Maybe they need more voting places!

eddi-SABH's avatar

They need vote by mail. I got mine in, in Oregon, last month. The firebug not withstanding, it's the safest and easiest way to vote.

dePizan's avatar

The thing that makes that footage of Trump's empty rally all the more remarkable--NTD news is owned by Falun Gong and is full on QAnon, Trump won in 2020, any other conspiracy theory you can think of. When Falun Gong is the one fact checking you, you've lost the plot.

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

So tfg and LaCivita had a "sit-down" in private on the plane. Apparently LaCivita made his case to the skeptical tfg and was pardoned. If tfg hadn't liked the way LaCivita's numbers added up, would they have given him a parachute?

mvario's avatar

Musk PAC tells Philadelphia judge the $1 million sweepstakes winners are not chosen by chance

https://apnews.com/article/musk-million-sweepstakes-lottery-pennsylvania-krasner-4f683c48eb7dcc57f183e54ef16e7320

> A lawyer for Elon Musk’s political action committee says the so-called “winners” of his $1 million-a-day swing-state voter sweepstakes are not chosen by chance.

Kerry Bart-Raber's avatar

Another one I vote goes to jail

mvario's avatar

Over 4,000 overseas voters’ ballots challenged in Pennsylvania | US elections 2024 | The Guardian

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/nov/04/election-pennsylvania-overseas-ballots-votes

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

I remember reading that the school lunch fee is “per deposit”. People with money don’t think about it because they can just put 500 dollars in for the year and pay the small fee one time. But if you are scraping by you might only be able to pay a couple days at a time so you are basically getting charged double for lunch.

Cock Blockula's avatar

I remember when my kids were in school and wondering why these fees were being charged. It was an automation that did away with the jobs of several bookkeepers no doubt.

A similar fee was charged to local water customers for a period of time until public outcry and an investigation put an end to that!

Shire Jansen's avatar

The irony, in light of the whole magat movement being about control of women, from the Atlantic piece;

Noem, through a spokesperson, took offense at the notion that “she needs a man to put her up to anything.”

Sunshine Moonshine's avatar

The school lunch payment fee stuff is such a poorly-built money-grab. I imagine a low-rent Betsy DeVos spending her government contract windfall on Stanley cups and Disney trips.

We got lucky this year - our kids' school has the right demographics to qualify for free meals for all kids, no paperwork needed. Such a relief!

Prior to this year, there have been multiple payment systems - was it a new one each year? I think so. Actually, there was a single system, and we paid through it and tracked the kids' spending/eating, but then they added a second system just for the transaction, but the original one was where we tracked the kid's meals was still in effect as well.

They presented a setting to notify us if the balance got below a dollar amount we could decide on, so that if the money in the account dropped below, say, $5, we'd get a notification to add funds. There was an automatic option as well, but we weren't going to give them unlimited refill access to our CC. That's because, as handy as auto-refills would have been, the system never worked. We'd get a storm of texts, emails, and robocalls during dinner saying the balance was below our setpoint, and then when we checked the online balance, it was way below zero! Like Negative $20!! The account had hit our threshold days earlier.

Or, the triple digit funds we'd deposited weren't showing up. "Accounting glitch - don't worry" they would say.

Or, within a few days, one kid had eaten a dozen meals and spent $100 - completely impossible. "You'll have to contact the school about that glitch."

And they could not present a downloadable set of values to check their math. No way to even doublecheck the math in the system. The transactions were out of order and the balances didn't seem to have any connection to the transaction amounts.

The amount of argh bleh smash snort this system triggered was unhealthy.

So, the fact that the school offers food to all kids without these regular headaches and stress-hormone releases is a huge win in my opinion. Better for everyone.

Fear not, the school is run by good people who feed all the hungry kids regardless of funds. They're not one of those sad weak poop schools.

The best part: the kids are stoked because this year, pizza is from Dominos, which we all know gives adults diarrhea, but the kids love it. Last year, it was the plastic-baggy pizza that was microwaved and then thrown in the trash, likely the single largest source of food waste each week.

Kel Varnsen's avatar

Betsy’s looking to buy her 10th yacht

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

She has to. All those poor people untying her boats and letting them do whatever is just beyond the norm.