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Good Wonkitty!

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Kamala has the 'black cat' vote sewn up.

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Is Chococat a citizen?

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When it comes to voting

Wonkitty is no quitter

Her vote gets dropped into a box

And Trump dumped in her litter.

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Bravo! I currently need some brain bleach, but beautifully done nonetheless.

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(Blushes)

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They're having their cats vote! UNFAIR! ILL EAGLE! RIGGED! STOLLEN!

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One of my cats is sensible, but the other is an agent of chaos who would probably write in Bill Cipher for president (I mean, an evil triangle would still be better than TFG).

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Bill Cipher is an evil triangle but at least there is some logic there.

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THEY'RE VOTING THE DOGS THEY'RE VOTING THE CATS.

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WHY AM I HUNGRY ALLA SUDDEN?

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You are having way too much fun with this, Craig! And I am HERE for it.

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I promise to CEASE & DESIST any minute now.

<ok, no I don't>

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You didn't say "hereby"

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also needs an admiralty flag.

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I was getting to that. I didn't want to POISON THE BLOOD of all my posts right off the bat.

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Oh, please don't! I haven't giggled as much as I have with your dog and cat pronouncements in years. You're doing God's work, my friend!

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Happy Holy Week!

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😂😂

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Wonk Kitty shows how it's done!

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Trump's bio on his political years. "Full Seats. Empty Head"

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I’m just now getting around to reading the Atlantic article and it is DELICIOUS. Pump that shit right into my veins! I knew the Trump campaign was probably riddled with infighting and backstabbing galore, but now I get to read all the delectable details. It couldn’t have all happened to a bunch of more deserving people.

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i'm listening to nicolle wallace coverage right now.

vanity fair and atlantic are both like this unholy intersection of Serious News Journalism and News of the World gossip.

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In light of the GOP using images of trans people in their ads without consent, that Anderson cease and desist is laughably disgusting!

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Oh MY Gosh RFK jr - YES I loved Captain Crunch !!! Unconditionally

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Polls don't vote. People do. If you haven't voted, get out there and do it. Remember 2016? There was no way she could lose? Can we please not have anyone stay home because they thought someone else was voting and we were winning anyway? Even if Harris wins, every vote is necessary for a blue wave that will make it impossible for him to cry about the election being stolen. I needs to not even be close.

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That raspy SOB will have to pry my Cheez-its from my cold dead hand. Oh, FWIW, they are great with champagne.

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For a little health treat, frozen strawberries float in champagne

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I think this is a direct threat to Kamala Harris. It is a well-known fact that Nacho Cheez Doritos are her got-to snack.

I agree about Cheez-its, although I need to try the champagne pairing.

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Fluoride in the water. I'm an clear example of why adding fluoride is a good idea. I grow up in the county. drinking unfluoridated well water. I had cavity nearly every time I went to the dentist. My daughter grew up on fluoridated city water. She's had one or two cavities her entire life.

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Early Voting was supposed to eliminate the hours long lines to vote on Election Day but we're seeing long lines for early voting, too. Maybe they need more voting places!

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They need vote by mail. I got mine in, in Oregon, last month. The firebug not withstanding, it's the safest and easiest way to vote.

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The thing that makes that footage of Trump's empty rally all the more remarkable--NTD news is owned by Falun Gong and is full on QAnon, Trump won in 2020, any other conspiracy theory you can think of. When Falun Gong is the one fact checking you, you've lost the plot.

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So tfg and LaCivita had a "sit-down" in private on the plane. Apparently LaCivita made his case to the skeptical tfg and was pardoned. If tfg hadn't liked the way LaCivita's numbers added up, would they have given him a parachute?

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Musk PAC tells Philadelphia judge the $1 million sweepstakes winners are not chosen by chance

https://apnews.com/article/musk-million-sweepstakes-lottery-pennsylvania-krasner-4f683c48eb7dcc57f183e54ef16e7320

> A lawyer for Elon Musk’s political action committee says the so-called “winners” of his $1 million-a-day swing-state voter sweepstakes are not chosen by chance.

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Another one I vote goes to jail

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Over 4,000 overseas voters’ ballots challenged in Pennsylvania | US elections 2024 | The Guardian

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/nov/04/election-pennsylvania-overseas-ballots-votes

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If you havn't google John Oliver and Lee Greenwood. Oliver does a great takedown of Greenwood who is, surprise, super grifty. But don't watch for that. Watch for the song at the end sung by Will Ferrell. It's funny but it actually made me tear up in its accurate portrayal of America's strength and weaknesses.

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I remember reading that the school lunch fee is “per deposit”. People with money don’t think about it because they can just put 500 dollars in for the year and pay the small fee one time. But if you are scraping by you might only be able to pay a couple days at a time so you are basically getting charged double for lunch.

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I remember when my kids were in school and wondering why these fees were being charged. It was an automation that did away with the jobs of several bookkeepers no doubt.

A similar fee was charged to local water customers for a period of time until public outcry and an investigation put an end to that!

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The irony, in light of the whole magat movement being about control of women, from the Atlantic piece;

Noem, through a spokesperson, took offense at the notion that “she needs a man to put her up to anything.”

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Yeah I LOLed at that

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