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Bobathonic's avatar

Baggage handlers can probably make the biggest impact for least effort.

Tza's avatar

My dog was born during the Obama admin, with most of his second year of life being the 2016 debacle. He is not pleased in how we humans decided to change things. And given he loves us all because he thinks we're all on this earth to give him only good things...that's saying something.

He also simultaneously is mad at Trump for not having a dog and thankful every day no dog is subjected to 45 and his family.

He contains multitudes.

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gixxer 123's avatar

Better pack a lunch, thats gonna be an all day job.

Ducksworthy's avatar

Democrats: You should only be locking up dangerous criminals, like murderers. Republicans: WHY DO YOU WANT TO LET ALL THE MURDERERS LOOSE?!!?This has been the state of discourse in America since FOX News and the Russians took over the GOP.

Khavrinen's avatar

Wonder how long it'll be before ICE is sending expeditions into Mexico to capture more people to throw into detention centers, because "we're almost sure they were probably, maybe, like thinking of crossing the border."

Lefty Wright's avatar

The Democrats need to start a publicity campaign to tell the public their intent is that people charged but not convicted of non-violent crimes like driving without a license or possession of a joint do not need to be locked up. Maybe an ankle monitor would work. Especially when they have a job they have held for 12 years, a spouse who is an American citizen, and three American kids. years

There are likely two reasons for locking people up. One is Stephen Miller being an asshole, another is to make sure the private prison industry stays profitable. With the recent legislation restructuring prison sentences, private prisons are probably sweating a little and see these detention beds as easy money.

Come here a minute's avatar

Or, as Donald Trump explained, Democrats want murderers to run wild in the street, because isn't that just like them? FACTCHECK rating: Partially true.

Everyone should get some exercise, but running, swimming, biking, going to a gym ... it's all good.

Jon Sussex's avatar

Yes, I want them to run wild in the streets, but not with scissors.

LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

I'm seeing the Slicey Bois show up in comment sections with increasing frequency these days. I would venture a guess that you are not alone in this.

Notreelyhelping's avatar

I suppose the answer to this is never, but when are the Republicans going to figure out that they get fucked over every time Stephen Miller puts his evil little thumb on the scale?

rtpoeman's avatar

Kind of hard to toss all the Trump properties into Boston harbor.

goCatgo's avatar

That would not surprise me at all. That and not delivering those little bottles of booze would shut the whole thing down!

The Villainess+'s avatar

If a shut down even happens it will last less than 5 business days. How do I know this? I performed a complex numerical aerial extraction.

Delu's avatar

A perfect chance to photoshop in Chris Christie in his beach chair and it wasn't taken.

You guys are losing your touch.