Everyone who works for the government is a secret agent now. Their mission: spy on their coworkers just to make sure nobody leaks information — classified, unclassified or totally obvious — to the American public, but especially that Glenn Greenwald guy. (Yeesh, that guy. Amirite, General?) So, how does one educate these career civil servants and contracted employees in the Tippy-Top Secret Art of Intelligence Tradecraft? Basically:
Speaking of <i>Spring Breakers</i>, when is someone sending Vanessa Hudgens to extract secrets from me? I promise I will not mention her cleavage issue.
BTW, I don&#039;t actually have any secrets, but I&#039;m willing to make up some.
&quot;there&rsquo;s no explanation for why this guy is yelling into a phone.&quot;
The yelling at the phone (in Cantonese) is purely to distract you from noticing that he&#039;s taking photos with it. Nobody is noticing this, in whatever top-secret government installation this Chinese &quot;trade delegate&quot; has been invited to tour.
Has anybody clicked on that &quot;How to kill belly fat&quot; newsvertisement? I&#039;m wondering if it also tells you how to kill off half of your epidermis, so as to get that remarkable result.
(My Taboola score has been stuck for several days at Boobs 5, Tattooed cowboy 1. Any suggestions?)
&ldquo;I can see why you would think it&rsquo;s funny, but please don&rsquo;t do that &lsquo;Daniel Smellsberg&rsquo; thing in the article,&rdquo; Smellsberg added.
So, an insider threat is anything that degrades departmental capabilities and the insider threat program creates a toxic work environment. I think I see a problem.
I worked at a company with the initials GD that did a lot of military design work. I swear half of those pictures above were posters from that place. The worst one was a cartoon rendition of Mr. Spock with his hand in the live long and prosper position with a caption that read something like &ldquo;Be secure and prosper&rdquo; Gah! I did not stay very long at that place.
Given the nasty, bitchy, sarcastic twatwaffle who made my last flight on American as about pleasurable as ass polloyps, my belief is that I&#039;ll pass on the airline flight attendant fantasy. Now if it was the sexy Southwest babe who had a butt you could a quarter on, well I can get into this secret agent stuff.
Speaking of <i>Spring Breakers</i>, when is someone sending Vanessa Hudgens to extract secrets from me? I promise I will not mention her cleavage issue.
BTW, I don&#039;t actually have any secrets, but I&#039;m willing to make up some.
Genital Dramatics?
&quot;there&rsquo;s no explanation for why this guy is yelling into a phone.&quot;
The yelling at the phone (in Cantonese) is purely to distract you from noticing that he&#039;s taking photos with it. Nobody is noticing this, in whatever top-secret government installation this Chinese &quot;trade delegate&quot; has been invited to tour.
Has anybody clicked on that &quot;How to kill belly fat&quot; newsvertisement? I&#039;m wondering if it also tells you how to kill off half of your epidermis, so as to get that remarkable result.
(My Taboola score has been stuck for several days at Boobs 5, Tattooed cowboy 1. Any suggestions?)
The DDS sure sounds like a fun place to work. How well does it pay?
The USB drive is a nice touch, in the first photo.
&#039;Insider threats&#039; appear to include anyone who has had a computer problem.
&ldquo;I can see why you would think it&rsquo;s funny, but please don&rsquo;t do that &lsquo;Daniel Smellsberg&rsquo; thing in the article,&rdquo; Smellsberg added.
Thank you very much for my morning belly-laugh.
So, an insider threat is anything that degrades departmental capabilities and the insider threat program creates a toxic work environment. I think I see a problem.
I worked at a company with the initials GD that did a lot of military design work. I swear half of those pictures above were posters from that place. The worst one was a cartoon rendition of Mr. Spock with his hand in the live long and prosper position with a caption that read something like &ldquo;Be secure and prosper&rdquo; Gah! I did not stay very long at that place.
Given the nasty, bitchy, sarcastic twatwaffle who made my last flight on American as about pleasurable as ass polloyps, my belief is that I&#039;ll pass on the airline flight attendant fantasy. Now if it was the sexy Southwest babe who had a butt you could a quarter on, well I can get into this secret agent stuff.