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I bet she made up the part where they started thumb wrestling.

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WHERE'S THE SIDEBOOB??!?

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Where did you find that wallpaper - a New Orleans cat house?

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True, but two day old Robin Thicke isn't even close. At least toss us a link to some archived page 3 girls or something

*grumble grumble*

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you can't make an omelette without...

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Lamest orgy would have to include all the women humblebragging about their hubbies. Duh.

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And there was much whining about the articles today.

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Is Face Book still a thing?

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Bed, Bath, and Way Beyond carries it.

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Hey, it's supposed to be <i>tasteful.</i> Besides, if you saw those guys, you'd ask them to cover up too.

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Not the last couple days, last post was 6/23 Robin Thicke (a boob to be sure, but kinda false advertising). We're such simple creatures, all we need is the wind at our back, the sun to shine warm upon our faces and fresh sideboob to rise up and meet us in the morning.

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