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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I bet she made up the part where they started thumb wrestling.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

WHERE'S THE SIDEBOOB??!?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Where did you find that wallpaper - a New Orleans cat house?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

True, but two day old Robin Thicke isn't even close. At least toss us a link to some archived page 3 girls or something

*grumble grumble*

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

you can't make an omelette without...

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Lamest orgy would have to include all the women humblebragging about their hubbies. Duh.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

And there was much whining about the articles today.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Is Face Book still a thing?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Bed, Bath, and Way Beyond carries it.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Hey, it's supposed to be <i>tasteful.</i> Besides, if you saw those guys, you'd ask them to cover up too.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Not the last couple days, last post was 6/23 Robin Thicke (a boob to be sure, but kinda false advertising). We're such simple creatures, all we need is the wind at our back, the sun to shine warm upon our faces and fresh sideboob to rise up and meet us in the morning.

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