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Ian MacHardie's avatar

Tell me, how is Trump different to Putin? He wants to start wars with neighbours. He doesn't want to stop wars. He just started later than Putin that's all. America don't let him win!

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Ward From Cali's avatar

"Lethal precision" sounds an awful lot like Humphrey Bogart's "geometric logic " Here's a hint, guys: Lt. Commander Queeg is NOT a good military role model.

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clairence's avatar

Max Headroom, Fox News White House correspondent

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kmblue187's avatar

Waaay back in the day, I asked my Dad why he liked Reagan and he replied, "He's a LEADER!"

I said, "He's an amiable moron!" and almost got disowned. Trump is leading us to hell, but he's a moron too. An evil one.

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kmblue187's avatar

Still reading "The Divider", by Peter Baker, and I'm now at the part where Trump completely bungled "handling" the Covid virus. God, I had forgotten some of the stuff that made the doctors at his pressers (every day, how did we stand it) face palm, roll their eyes, etc. Only Fauci had the balls to stand up to him.

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kmblue187's avatar

The MSNBC anchors and guests had a field day with this, with psychologists saying pretty much what Evan did here with fewer bad words (you know I love you Evan.) Send Rachel a column or two or a link to your Substack and you too can be an MSNBC guest! And a lot funnier than most of them.

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boo radley's avatar

Evan you are the absolute fucking GOAT when it comes to turning the spotlight on their masculinity issues and how & why we're all suffering because none of these dudes put together had a single decent loving dad in their lives between them. 10/10, thank you for your service king.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Wonder how the assholes who keep insisting he is all for peace and defense feel about this.

Their contortions might have them sprain a thing

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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

Iran, if you are listening.

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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

DJT is at war. He is at war with this nation, and anyone who says “NO” to him. He is a bully, an antagonist and and a felonious personality. And he is a convicted criminal who preys on women and most likely little girls. He does not like being caught at his underhandedness and lashes out at people who obey the law and issue legal fatwas against his poor little vocabulary, hands, penis and horrible taste. He is rude, crude, and ugly, and he will drag the US into the mud even deeper if he is allowed to continue. 

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Ari Chase-Ramos's avatar

1. Here's a picture of a tiny boat with six people standing in front of it that we're going to call "191 Haitians." So scary!

2. If they want to name the department after what the military is currently being used for, they should call it the Department of Misusing Soldiers for Politically Motivated Photo Ops.

3. Why is Trump giving up on missile defense, intel gathering, training, recruitment, and other functions of the military that defend our country?

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Spleen Victoria's avatar

In his defense (in his war??) Makeup Department was already taken.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. No notes.

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kmblue187's avatar

Curious what does "No notes" mean?

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Zyxomma's avatar

It means it’s perfect exactly as it is.

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Catharine Crockett's avatar

Heard this name change will cost taxpayers millions...new letterhead paperwork, signage etc. All for vanity.

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kasteel1's avatar

EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN!!! Epstein.

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kmblue187's avatar

Did ya'll see the Epstein survivors on the Capitol steps saying if the Justice Department doesn't name names, they have a little list of their own? Already got lawyers for when those dicks sue for defamation.

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Radha Nichole Smith's avatar

How does President Fuckwit believe he can be a fearsome autocratic fascist selling war and fear AND win the Nobel Peace Prize to boot? The POTUS has no mind to lose!

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