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James Flick's avatar

Love the pic of Pete "Whiskeybarrel" Hogsbreath giving us his "oh face"! Between that and Orange Twitler's circle-jerk dance moves, we can all rest assured the world thinks we are all a bunch of hose heads for letting them near the wheels of government. Kraff help us!

Ian MacHardie's avatar

Tell me, how is Trump different to Putin? He wants to start wars with neighbours. He doesn't want to stop wars. He just started later than Putin that's all. America don't let him win!

Ward From Cali's avatar

"Lethal precision" sounds an awful lot like Humphrey Bogart's "geometric logic " Here's a hint, guys: Lt. Commander Queeg is NOT a good military role model.

clairence's avatar

Max Headroom, Fox News White House correspondent

boo radley's avatar

Evan you are the absolute fucking GOAT when it comes to turning the spotlight on their masculinity issues and how & why we're all suffering because none of these dudes put together had a single decent loving dad in their lives between them. 10/10, thank you for your service king.

Well Dressed & Incredibly Jen's avatar

Wonder how the assholes who keep insisting he is all for peace and defense feel about this.

Their contortions might have them sprain a thing

Peter MacMonagle's avatar

Iran, if you are listening.

Peter MacMonagle's avatar

DJT is at war. He is at war with this nation, and anyone who says “NO” to him. He is a bully, an antagonist and and a felonious personality. And he is a convicted criminal who preys on women and most likely little girls. He does not like being caught at his underhandedness and lashes out at people who obey the law and issue legal fatwas against his poor little vocabulary, hands, penis and horrible taste. He is rude, crude, and ugly, and he will drag the US into the mud even deeper if he is allowed to continue. 

Ari Chase-Ramos's avatar

1. Here's a picture of a tiny boat with six people standing in front of it that we're going to call "191 Haitians." So scary!

2. If they want to name the department after what the military is currently being used for, they should call it the Department of Misusing Soldiers for Politically Motivated Photo Ops.

3. Why is Trump giving up on missile defense, intel gathering, training, recruitment, and other functions of the military that defend our country?

Spleen Victoria's avatar

In his defense (in his war??) Makeup Department was already taken.

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Zyxomma's avatar

It means it’s perfect exactly as it is.

Catharine Crockett's avatar

Heard this name change will cost taxpayers millions...new letterhead paperwork, signage etc. All for vanity.

kasteel1's avatar

EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN!!! Epstein.

Radha Nichole Smith's avatar

How does President Fuckwit believe he can be a fearsome autocratic fascist selling war and fear AND win the Nobel Peace Prize to boot? The POTUS has no mind to lose!

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