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Capt.Jim's avatar

St Ronnie had the Alzheimers and I still hate his dumb dead ass

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Capt.Jim's avatar

Fire sale reminds me of trickle down,just something about the forgetful fucks the makes the world seem screwed up

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Reddishrabbit's avatar

He forgot to add the magic words "deeply held religious belief". If money can't solve it, that can.

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bobbert's avatar

Actually, what someone with Alzheimer's would say is "What's Alzheimer's?", and after you explained it to him, he's say it again five minutes later.

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WA Bishop's avatar

You know who <i>else</i> insisted on winning at all costs?

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Zombie Dick Nixon?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>He may be a lecherous old perv with a penchant for propositioning his employees for sex</i>

Going out with him isn't "dating", it's more like "carbon-dating".

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artem1s's avatar

yep, jerb creator who thinks he knows more than his lawyers.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Please. Stirling's a demoncrap, right? Right?

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Sheldon Adelson's getting old and loose lipped, perhaps he's gift us with some racist .01%-er derp before the year's up

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Now get off my free throw line!</i>

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

The (probably not 1%) couple that lived next door long before I moved to town had an acrimonious divorce. The husband was so pissed off that he refused to let his wife sell the house, even after he was in the nursing home. So it was the local "haunted house" for many years. When he finally kicked the bucket, the only thing of any value left in the house was the piano. And of course, as the movers drove it away down the street, it slid right off the back of the truck.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

This is appropriate advice for pretty much everything.

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