We Might Let Some Republicans Into Our Tampa Wonkette Drinky Thing, But Only If They Are Shirtless
HELLO FLORIDA. You have been so patient, waiting for the deets on our Republican National Convention Wonkette Drinky Thing and Meetup in Tampa! Will there be beer, and fried things, and ladies in skimpy tops? Yes, yes, and it could happen! Will there be Republicans, and media 'lites, and you, the brave and loyal Wonker? Most certainly, but only if the Republicans are hot.
We shall meet on Tuesday, Aug. 28, at MacDinton's , an Irish pub with many choices of fried things and beer, at like six or seven.
MacDinton's,
405 South Howard Avenue
Tampa, Florida 33606
(813)251-8999
Don't forget to pack your extra liver!
Deathworld, indeed.
I live in Florida, if you can call this living, and if you can call this Florida, which is dubious, since Pensacola belongs in Florida about as much as Joe Lieberman belongs in the Democratic caucus.
Anyway, it would take me about eight hours to drive to Tampa, versus five to Atlanta, which is also too far.
How about I quickly plan a convention for the Bunga-Bunga Party during Labor Day weekend, and have a drinky-drinky event at the Florabama Lounge, famous for its interstate mullet-toss events?