HELLO FLORIDA. You have been so patient, waiting for the deets on our Republican National Convention Wonkette Drinky Thing and Meetup in Tampa! Will there be beer, and fried things, and ladies in skimpy tops? Yes, yes, and it could happen! Will there be Republicans, and media 'lites, and you, the brave and loyal Wonker? Most certainly, but only if the Republicans are hot.
I live in Florida, if you can call this living, and if you can call this Florida, which is dubious, since Pensacola belongs in Florida about as much as Joe Lieberman belongs in the Democratic caucus.
Anyway, it would take me about eight hours to drive to Tampa, versus five to Atlanta, which is also too far.
How about I quickly plan a convention for the Bunga-Bunga Party during Labor Day weekend, and have a drinky-drinky event at the Florabama Lounge, famous for its interstate mullet-toss events?
When the hell is Wonkette going to come to Texas? We're very friendly and we have some beautiful women. Plus the Fartknocker will buy the 1st and last round.
Deathworld, indeed.
I live in Florida, if you can call this living, and if you can call this Florida, which is dubious, since Pensacola belongs in Florida about as much as Joe Lieberman belongs in the Democratic caucus.
Anyway, it would take me about eight hours to drive to Tampa, versus five to Atlanta, which is also too far.
How about I quickly plan a convention for the Bunga-Bunga Party during Labor Day weekend, and have a drinky-drinky event at the Florabama Lounge, famous for its interstate mullet-toss events?
It makes some people super stabby and bomby.
The kind wearing baggy shirts over their concealed guns are scarier. Exposure to GOP-moobs is today's price of security.
<i> ... and don&#039;t fuck any Republicans -- you <strike>never</strike> know where those things have been. </i>
FIFY
That photo is EXACTLY how I imagine a Wonkette drinky thing. Amirite?
White sunglasses in the front brought hers.
Wonkette party during the Republican Convention? What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
You know who else had a political meeting in a bar during an international depression?
So...pants.
Will Megadeath be playing?
When the hell is Wonkette going to come to Texas? We&#039;re very friendly and we have some beautiful women. Plus the Fartknocker will buy the 1st and last round.
Sounds like the female republicans will need to be shirtless as well, so you might be lucky. Alternatively Phyllis Schlafly could be invited.