We Must Join With Ben Shapiro To Stop The Gays From Killing Again!

Oh look, it's the gays, taking away Ben Shapiro's freedom.

Wednesday's news was awful. Alison Parker and Adam Ward, a reporter and a cameraman with WDBJ-TV in Roanoke, Virginia, were murdered in cold blood, on television, for reasons we don't fully know yet. The shooter, Vester Lee Flanagan, is dead now, by his own hand. We've already touched on how, for wingnuts without fully formed brains (looking directly at the men who suck Dead Breitbart's corpse dick for a living, on the Breitbart website), the case is SOLVED, glory hallelujah, because the perp was black. Obviously, this is the beginning of the Race War. Obviously.

And to be sure, race was a factor here. According to the manifesto, reportedly sent by the shooter to ABC News, he was responding to the church massacre in Charleston by Dylann Roof, who said he wanted to start a race war, though we all know that wasn't so much about race as about one deranged guy who happens to be white. But Flanagan also thought the Virginia Tech shooter, Seung–Hui Cho, was just super -- "that's my boy," he wrote -- and that guy's murders weren't about race at all. And he said "Jehovah" told him to do it. So maybe this Virginia shooter was just fucking nuts?

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But Ben Shapiro, the little Breitbart fuckhead whose greatest accomplishment this year was pissing his chastity belt when a trans lady made fun of him on TV, has another detail to add to our collage of facts about Flanagan. Did you hear about how he was a faggot? No seriously, did you hear how he was not only a certified black, but also an F-A-capital-G?

STOP THE PRESSES. And then start the presses again, so you can tell us more, Ben Shapiro!

Williams is black. Parker and Ward were white.

Williams is gay. Parker and Ward were straight.

AW FUCK! So it's the Race War AND the Sexual Orientation War? Our uniforms are going to be FABULOUS!

Explain at us why the gay blacks are so dangerous, Ben Shapiro:

Williams marinated in his self-appointed victimhood status. [...]

Had a white straight man killed a black gay man, released first-person tape of the shooting, and then unleashed a manifesto about being victimized by affirmative action and anti-religious bigotry from homosexuals, the media would never stop covering the story. They’d be eager to report that shooter’s motives with all the attendant politically correct hullaballoo about the racism and homophobia of the United States more broadly. We would hear about white supremacy (reprehensible Black Lives Matter leader Deray McKesson actually jumped the gun, thinking the shooter was white, and tweeted, “Whiteness will explain away nearly anything”).

And yet the media hasn't said a word about these murders!

But Bryce Williams’ self-described victim status, even while murdering innocents, will merit no rethinking of the divisive politics in which he apparently bathed. We won’t have a conversation about whether pushing a perennial picture of victimhood for blacks and gays in the most black-friendly, gay-friendly country on the planet could drive supposed victims to violence.

There's NO PLACE blacks are more accepted by society, not even Africa. And as for gays, well, the U.S. is getting a lot friendlier, that's true. But indeed, why are we not having a conversation about how the blacks and the gays need to stop whining about everything like a common Ben Shapiro, and also stop killing everyone?

Now, he's not saying this one time a black gay man killed some people is part of a trend or anything:

We won’t talk about whether the Democratic Party’s takeover by the Black Lives Matter crew has encouraged some people to believe that only black lives matter, since only black lives are in danger – and even then, only some black lives matter, namely those killed by white people. Instead, we will be assured that Bryce Williams is an outlier by the same people who blamed Sarah Palin for Jared Lee Loughner shooting Gabrielle Giffords.

It is true that statistical outliers should not be used to club entire movements into submission.

Except for how he IS saying this one time a black gay man killed some people is part of a trend:

Williams’ violence is part of a larger trend, not of black men killing white people (that still happens disproportionately, but the numbers are down), but of black men using supposed American racism as a rationale for violence more generally, and of gay people using supposed American homophobia as a rationale for violation of others’ rights.

Yr Wonkette is a certified gay, like we suck the D and listen to Tori Amos and everything, and we had no idea our people were doing this! By God, you gays, you must stop hate-criming and genociding all the straight white people and taking away their rights at once, your gay Wonkette commands it! We only wanted to get married and register at Macy's , remember?

Alas, though, none of this is true. There is no Race War, there is no Gay War, and there's definitely not a Gay Race War. (We know, awwwww, and you were already at the tailor having your Beyoncé drag costumes altered.) And despite the heinous murder in Virginia on Wednesday, straight white people do not have to run for their lives.

Fuck Ben Shapiro, is what we are trying to say here.

[ Breitbart   via   JoeMyGod / The Hill ]