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ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

I have met many friendly black people and many friendly gay people here in United America, such as.

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Latverian Diplomat's avatar

Many people confuse the US with Gay Black Disneyland. It's because they have nothing in common, most especially that the former exists and the latter does not.

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President Rufus T. Firefly's avatar

To avoid future shootings like this we obviously need to outlaw homosexuality and bring back Jim Crow.

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proudgrampa the younger's avatar

I am reminded of George Carlin: "What if we substituted 'fuck' for the word 'kill?'""Stop me before I fuck again!!!!!"

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Iam Reading's avatar

But not mr. Sinister. He is white

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(((PirateCafe))) Ukraine FTW's avatar

This little piss-ant needs to be bitch-slapped. Preferably by Laverne Cox.

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Tio_Doidinho's avatar

"Today, on a very special edition of 'Orange is the New Black'"...

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

HAHAHA!!! That's still one of the best pieces I've read.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

But these dangerously-trending people should be allowed to buy all the guns and ammo they want, right Ben?

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DougW's avatar

Wait a minute! Listening to Tori Amos is now an indicator of gayness? OH.......MY....... GAWD! I am signing up for a subscription to Penthouse RIGHT NOW.... just to prove.... I mean... I AM NOT.... I SWEAR!!! Tori Amos? Really?

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DougW's avatar

No room for money there.... the aforementioned Breitbart's dead dick taking up all the space...

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DougW's avatar

I'm thinking 'conversion' would happen....

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Janecita 🇵🇸🇾🇪's avatar

That was hilarious! It was also sort of hot.

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richardgrabman's avatar

Well, let's see. White people kill black people... with guns. Black people kill white people... with guns. Gay people kill straight people... with guns. Straight people kill gay people ... with guns. Gay white people kill straight black people... with guns. Gay black people kill straight white people... with guns. More guns unite us all.

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