Oh look, it's the gays, taking away Ben Shapiro's freedom. Wednesday's news was awful. Alison Parker and Adam Ward, a reporter and a cameraman with WDBJ-TV in Roanoke, Virginia, were murdered in cold blood, on television, for reasons we don't fully know yet. The shooter, Vester Lee Flanagan, is dead now, by his own hand. We've already touched on how, for wingnuts without fully formed brains (looking directly at the men who suck Dead Breitbart's corpse dick for a living, on the Breitbart website), the case is SOLVED, glory hallelujah, because
Many people confuse the US with Gay Black Disneyland. It's because they have nothing in common, most especially that the former exists and the latter does not.
Wait a minute! Listening to Tori Amos is now an indicator of gayness? OH.......MY....... GAWD! I am signing up for a subscription to Penthouse RIGHT NOW.... just to prove.... I mean... I AM NOT.... I SWEAR!!! Tori Amos? Really?
Well, let's see. White people kill black people... with guns. Black people kill white people... with guns. Gay people kill straight people... with guns. Straight people kill gay people ... with guns. Gay white people kill straight black people... with guns. Gay black people kill straight white people... with guns. More guns unite us all.
I have met many friendly black people and many friendly gay people here in United America, such as.
Many people confuse the US with Gay Black Disneyland. It's because they have nothing in common, most especially that the former exists and the latter does not.
To avoid future shootings like this we obviously need to outlaw homosexuality and bring back Jim Crow.
I am reminded of George Carlin: "What if we substituted 'fuck' for the word 'kill?'""Stop me before I fuck again!!!!!"
But not mr. Sinister. He is white
This little piss-ant needs to be bitch-slapped. Preferably by Laverne Cox.
"Today, on a very special edition of 'Orange is the New Black'"...
I'd watch it!
LOLOLOL
HAHAHA!!! That's still one of the best pieces I've read.
But these dangerously-trending people should be allowed to buy all the guns and ammo they want, right Ben?
Wait a minute! Listening to Tori Amos is now an indicator of gayness? OH.......MY....... GAWD! I am signing up for a subscription to Penthouse RIGHT NOW.... just to prove.... I mean... I AM NOT.... I SWEAR!!! Tori Amos? Really?
No room for money there.... the aforementioned Breitbart's dead dick taking up all the space...
I'm thinking 'conversion' would happen....
That was hilarious! It was also sort of hot.
Well, let's see. White people kill black people... with guns. Black people kill white people... with guns. Gay people kill straight people... with guns. Straight people kill gay people ... with guns. Gay white people kill straight black people... with guns. Gay black people kill straight white people... with guns. More guns unite us all.