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Some of South Florida's finest, no doubt.

𝗨.𝗦. 𝗰𝗶𝘁𝗶𝘇𝗲𝗻 𝗸𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗹𝘆 𝗖𝘂𝗯𝗮 𝗯𝗼𝗮𝘁 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴

Both Washington and Havana say they are launching investigations after Cuban authorities reported that their forces killed four people — including a U.S. citizen — and wounded six others when a Florida-registered speedboat entered Cuban waters on Wednesday.

According to a U.S. official who spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to comment publicly, at least two of the people on the speedboat were U.S. citizens. One was killed, and the other was injured and is receiving medical care in Cuba.

A third person had been in the United States on a visa, while the remaining individuals may be legal permanent residents, the official said. Some of those on the boat have criminal records. The official added that the speedboat's owner alleged that the vessel had been stolen by an employee.https://www.npr.org/2026/02/26/nx-s1-5726865/cuban-government-says-4-killed-on-boat-were-trying-to-infiltrate-the-country

Dave M's avatar

Oh, I can’t wait to hear this one.

Dave M's avatar

“Jane Fonda Code Pink hippie free love AI boner robot”

Gallbladder, are you thinking what I’m thinking?

BlueSpot's avatar

Paramount just bought Warner Bros. Discovery according to CNN.

Phried Ω's avatar

Good bye late night talk show comedians.

Noma Larkey's avatar

Jake Tapper gushes.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

A consolidation that shouldn't even be allowed in the first place...

Random's avatar

I'm apoplectic about this.

Kay Ducky's head hurts's avatar

The EnFashitification continues.

SterWonk's avatar

FUUUCK!

There goes "Last Week Tonight".

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

The lower courts are holding, FWIW.

‪Kyle Cheney‬

‪@kyledcheney.bsky.social

· 7h

Judge Bryan in Minnesota has scheduled a combined contempt hearing in more than two dozen immigration cases for what he says has been widespread defiance of his orders to ensure released detainees are given their confiscated property. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

https://bsky.app/profile/kyledcheney.bsky.social/post/3mfrxy6mo6l2z

‪Kyle Cheney‬

‪@kyledcheney.bsky.social

· 11h

'IT ENDS TODAY': A federal judge in NJ says the Trump admin has continued to violate court orders in immigration cases and says he's prepared to haul in DOJ and DHS officials under oath. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

https://bsky.app/profile/kyledcheney.bsky.social/post/3mfrlziaffc2g

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"Oopsie . . . I'd like to amend my prior remarks before Congress, lest anyone think I may have 'lied' or more likely 'misremembered' during my testimony under oath." –Howard Nutlick

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"This photo of Lutnick on Epstein's island was removed from DOJ files"–https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/photo-lutnick-epsteins-island-removed-015200542.html

"An undated photo of Jeffrey Epstein and Howard Lutnick (in blue shirt) on Epstein's island. / Credit: U.S. Department of Justice / Internet Archive"

Parakeetist's avatar

Everybody, it's World Pistachio Day.

Go to the market and get pistachios right now! :)

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

They tasted different when I was a kid, they were dryer and richer and dyed red

Kay Ducky's head hurts's avatar

Oh wow. I miss the red ones!

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

You couldn't tell lies about eating them as your fingers gave you away!

Oy!'s avatar

Headline: "IRS broke law ‘approximately 42,695 times’ in giving DHS data"

Congress: "Is that more than 1?"

DOJ: "Yeah, whatever. Go away, we're watching '24' reruns."

Smoke O'Possum's avatar

I spent nearly a decade working with the IRS and DOJ trying to sort out Crazy Smoke O'Dad's sov cit bullshit. The irony hit when I was able to make the final payment to this regime: All those years trying to talk his ass into paying taxes, and when it was all said and done *I* really didn't want to fork over the cash.

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NYC nun saves kid from falling tree during snowstorm! Yipee!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebC3ysynLLY

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

wow how heroic

or - um - heroine-ic

Parakeetist's avatar

Next up on Lawrence's show, the great actor Morgan Freeman!

Babe Paley's avatar

He lives near my husband’s hometown and we saw him during our honeymoon. I went and said hi and he was nice.

42tontom's avatar

I feel like his pimp character from Street Smart should be at the very top of the chart.

GrandParadeOfLifelessPackaging's avatar

For some reason, a long time ago I didn't like him. At some point in time I started noticing him again and then I wondered, "Why didn't I like him?"

Parakeetist's avatar

He was in the movie "Glory." Go see it. He's beautiful in it.

GrandParadeOfLifelessPackaging's avatar

On the up side: I didn't have to actually make a plan and carry it through for getting the dryer down from top-o-the washer and investigate the cause of a squeak that had crossed the border from annoying to intrusive, because my wife finally noticed and extracted the comb that was making the screech.

On the down side: I'm waiting right now for an emergency, get me through the night/morning tank of propane because, their auto fill-me-up schedule didn't come soon enough.

UVB-76's avatar

1. Removing the comb voids the warranty.

2. I went an entire Missouri winter w/o propane. Space heaters in key areas.

GrandParadeOfLifelessPackaging's avatar

I'm taking a year off of wood stove. I'd still have to finish cleaning the pipe before I could fire it up again. Next year I'll get it going again but I'm not going to try and use it as a major, primary heat source, but as a, "Hey, let's make a fire tonight."

RRJKR's avatar

I have two wood stoves and can heat my house very effectively if need be. I'd rather not. They're a real pain There's a reason God gave us natural gad furnaces

UVB-76's avatar

I had a pellet stove that Satan put on Earth to bring me misery. I cleaned it and fucked with it and adjusted it, no fucking joy whatsoever.

Nothing like waking up to a basement full of smoke.

Pliny the Younger's avatar

Pakistan has declared war on Afghanistan. I understand that they have a history of hostilities, but WTELF?

Martin Shobe's avatar

Afghanistan keeps raiding across what Pakistan thinks is the border. In addition, Pakistan blames some of its militant issues on Afghanistan. Pakistan has repeatedly bombed Afghanistan.

So basically, a long running dispute has escalated.

RRJKR's avatar

Religious differences. Different Holy Books.

UVB-76's avatar

Spring fighting season.

Nancy Naive's avatar

Yet another Peace Prize opportunity for Trump…

TheHeroOfCanton's avatar

Guess they got tired of hating on India.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

WWIII BAYBEEEEEEEE!