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Point of order: Alligators have a cloaca.

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Technically speaking couldn’t a cloaca be considered a “pooterhole”?

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Kennedy’s a dumbass cracker. No wonder they lost the war.

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He's not. He just talks like that because he wants you to THINK he's one, which is how he outsmarts you because you underestimated him.

Dude went to Oxford. He's not an idiot.

He's just easily blackmailable, and the Russians compromised him when they hacked the RNC along with the DNC (NYT reported about this back in 2016).

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That could be true, but how smart is he if he’s done things that make him easily blackmailable, unless you’re talking about smart but dishonest, then I can see that. I live in the South, but when he comes on with that folksy (or whatever you call it) persona, I just want to puke.

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but when he comes on with that folksy (or whatever you call it) persona, I just want to puke.

This is both different than the original point you made but also totally legitimate.

Have you noticed that that *degree* of folksy Foghorn Leghorn he does comes and goes ...?

Here's the thing, though. He was only ONE of the EIGHT Senators who went to Moscow on July 4th, and they came back, and they literally explained nothing to no one. 46-1 takes up so much of the news cycle that the press didn't harass them the way it was warranted.

https://twitter.com/Sifill_...

What did they talk about? How dare they do that kind of psy ops in the first place to travel to freaking MOSCOW on July 4?? Who told them to do that???

So many questions.

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I agree. Doing that on Independence Day doesn’t seem like the move of a smart person, if he had any say in it. Also, regarding Oxford, how long did he attend and did he graduate. Not saying he did, but someone had to graduate at the bottom of the class. Lol about Foghorn Leghorn. 😆I’ve also noticed (imagined?) on South Park that the more racist things Eric Cartman says, the more southern his accent gets.

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*checks Robert's Rules*I'll allow it.

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I was gonna say, technically the pooterhole is how they do it.

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