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SFNY's avatar

Two guesses:1) Congressional recess. With Pelosi et al away in their home districts, there's no one around for him to react to with attacks, so he's spiraling out spectacularly as he tries to feed his pathological needs.2) He's not staying at one of his own properties, and he's overseas. Traveling to new places always spins him out; remember how long it was before he took his first foreign trip? (Maybe because he's such a creature of habit that he can't take a dump in an unfamiliar toilet.)

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HermitSongs's avatar

Also the bears are spelled Berenstain.

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HermitSongs's avatar

So, are we cool with countries buying other big land masses and the people who live on them if the people *do* get some input? Because in that case I would just like to let it be known that it would be absolutely fine with me if Canada wants to purchase Minnesota.

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Leftflank's avatar

This mother fucker is crazy.

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acchomplished's avatar

Really. This is what boggles my mind on a daily basis.

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Saint Stephen's avatar

Just like to add that, back in 2000, the Rethugs suggested that Al Gore should give up his fight over the presidential election "for the good of the country," as if they actually gave a shit about such a thing.

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Saint Stephen's avatar

Always love that Rethug commitment to democracy.

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Captain CoronaWhiskers's avatar

"if I knew it was going to be that kind of party, i would have stuck my Di*k in the uncooked box of macaroni and cheese."

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Saint Stephen's avatar

Sarah Huckasands is a tough act to follow.

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fauxpinky's avatar

Watch your Rachel tonight, too. All of it. And stick around for the A-block on Last Word. We may finally be seeing daylight out of this nightmare.

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

It's supposed to be a hard place fir non- Indians to do business; lot's of rules that aren't consistent across different states. Plus, palms must be greased on a pretty regular basis. I believe there are also some limits on foreign ownership of Indian business.

That said, they're doing better. They moved up 23 spots to #77 on the ease of doing better scale last year. Out of 170.

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

Not these days.

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Flashman's avatar

Melania has grown to know and love Kim? I don't really care, do you?

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joel_hanes's avatar

If the man pictured above did not have wealth, he would never have gotten laid.

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Schmoozan Salamander's avatar

This one seems handicapped by not being 1. From Arkansas and 2. The daughter of the former governor and 3. Eventually needing another job.

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Michael Schmitt's avatar

Exact quote by President Dumbfuck re Crimea: "...They took Crimea during his (Obama's) term. That was not a good thing. It could have been stopped, it could have been stopped with the right whatever..." THE RIGHT WHATEVER? Did Dumbfuck mean Atomic Bombs?

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