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That story will always be too soon so I cast no aspersions for using it. Saddest possible thing to imagine.

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Oohh. you are hot today.

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The only mercy on us will come when Great Cthulhu devours the earth and ends our suffering.

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Perhaps the most corrupt state in the U.S. I visited a cousin who was living in Baton Rouge back in the 1960s. He had a nice middle class house. His real estate/school taxes were three dollars ($3) a year.

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You'd think he'd realize he's losing voters.

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Narcissism is an insecurity issue after all.

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Biden asks, and Trump livestreams the full request, a couple of attempts to get Biden to ask "better" and his inevitable maniacal laugh and asshole refusal.

What can I say, I'm a seer. I have seen it.

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I'm a veteran. I vowed after I left the service that I'd never do lines that long again.

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Optimist

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Watch out for the mud. It won't be just dirt and piss.

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No grand conclusion here. As usual with Trump, the truth is exactly as gross as you expect, or worse

Or worse. Let's not forget that Trump is supposedly a half-assed admirer of Hitler. In 1945, with crushing defeat not only inevitable but obvious, Hitler refused to surrender or take any action to spare his people unnecessary death and destruction. In fact, his efforts to drive them to pointlessly suicidal resistance became only more determined.

Because they had failed him. The deserved to be punished for that.

Sure, Trump has political reasons to avoid annoying his base. But I suspect that he too believes they failed him, and that they are now dying because of it is in part a feature of his "strategy." Trump is a very strong believer in vengeance.

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Conmen don't care about their marks.

and the marks dutifully demand being shat upon at least once daily.

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We'll give the proceeds to Wonkette! Ok, I'll probably skim a little to fulfill my cosmetic dentistry dreams (although I won't be getting the Don Jr. Choppers special).

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"Why live to fight another time if I can fight today?"

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"The Tree Of Freedumb" comes to mind at this time!

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