Hey, Wonkaloos, after much time and consideration, and the realization that we had to actually go back and read the damned things, we have selected a winner for your Presidents Day Caption Contest, which we figured you might suck at, and by god, you lived up to our expectations!
I dunno, I thought the crayons and safety scissors comment was pretty hilarious myself, I snorted. Maybe it's because Palin was close enough to being Veep that I still have PTSD from the mere thought of it....
Oh no! I thought of it again! :rocks back and forth:
Lost all my 3,000+ comments? Oh, no. I was going to include them as a separate chapter in my book that would have made it to the New York Times Best Seller Book List. A voice in my head told me to include the Wonkette comments. If the censors don't ban the book, and if Red State doesn't announce a special book burning, and if my dead mother doesn't read the book first, it will sell millions of copies, half the proceeds of which I was going to give to Wonkette so you could pay your rent.
I tried that. Thought I followed the instructions exactly...even got the thumbs up saying I was successful. It did say that it might take some time for things to update. That was 2 days ago. :-\
Will the beatings continue until moral improves? Awwwwww!
I dunno, I thought the crayons and safety scissors comment was pretty hilarious myself, I snorted. Maybe it's because Palin was close enough to being Veep that I still have PTSD from the mere thought of it....
Oh no! I thought of it again! :rocks back and forth:
Welcome to the Camp, I guess you all know why we're here...
gotta love those Braille edition Playboy mags
And rainbows
Watch out for Uncle Ernie.
You are all special little snowflakes who all did very well. You don't need no history books written by people who hate America.
Now Go Away
WE don't suck at writing captions, YOU suck at choosing pictures that lend themselves to truly funny captions.
What's the difference?
So Kissinger says: "It was Pat's handwriting!!"
It's that just this once you get to comment.
That doesn't count because Jimmy actually said it.
As someone is is old- so old that I actually got to vote for Carter- I have to tell you: best band to play while losing your virginity.
Lost all my 3,000+ comments? Oh, no. I was going to include them as a separate chapter in my book that would have made it to the New York Times Best Seller Book List. A voice in my head told me to include the Wonkette comments. If the censors don't ban the book, and if Red State doesn't announce a special book burning, and if my dead mother doesn't read the book first, it will sell millions of copies, half the proceeds of which I was going to give to Wonkette so you could pay your rent.
Speaking of the NYT:
https://twitter.com/billmck...~
I tried that. Thought I followed the instructions exactly...even got the thumbs up saying I was successful. It did say that it might take some time for things to update. That was 2 days ago. :-\