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Klapaucius's avatar

Everyone should be contacting Dan Patrick, pointing out what Graham said, and asking for the million ...

tinyhandofdestiny's avatar

lucky for us somebody had already come up with the word "ratfucking", it's very useful. I do hope, if this word had not been invented, that Wonkette would be there to supply such new terms.

Generic Bob's avatar

Have you considered why Repubs are better at it? Because Dems are wimps. Why aren't we out there making all kinds of fraud allegations like the GOP is? We should demand recojunts in all states that Trump won in.

Generic Bob's avatar

Demand a recount and audit for fraud!

Generic Bob's avatar

Or Katie is lying. I'll bet Lindsey DID call her.

Generic Bob's avatar

You are just now realizing this?

cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

There was some other reporting that he only said he talked to "elections officials" or something. I think Katie IS a dem SOS (AZ?). No matter what, what the F is he calling all these folks for?

Wookie Monster's avatar

It would not surprise me at this point if it turned out that Trump has video of Lindsey literally fucking rats.

semanticantics's avatar

Or pooping in them when you have the temerity to go on vacation and leave them with a cat sitter.

Cat sitters never believe me when I warn them, but without fail I get a message around day 5 that is, "Welp, that happened."

Generic Bob's avatar

Ahhhhh, yes, that's different. But Lindsey is still a lying asshole

Josh Winkelstein's avatar

I can answer that: he's calling all these people in order to get them to commit crimes for Trump, which Lady L thinks will reflect well on him. My cat could have answered this question, if he could type.