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Capt.Jim's avatar

I gots the real lowdown on the falldown lady She has gone and gotten herself all signed up on the Obammycare and with her newly found supply of sluttin pills she had been doin a hole lot of hangin out at the WH lookin foe slick Willy, well she found him , seems old slick Willy done went and forgot to take that there Trojan twisted cigar out when he left and the vibrations blowed her hair back throwin her off balance a little. Inpeach Hillary

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

YouTube investigative experts have also determined that a missile, not an airplane, hit the Pentagon, that the twin towers were demolished with explosives, that the second plane was totally faked, and that WTC-7 was brought down by controlled demolition. They've also identified several thousand ghosts, aliens, yetis, and sasquatches, ten thousand flying saucers, Obama's gay-married wedding ring, and FSM-knows what-all else. If they found a clip showing Obama throwing grenades in Benghazi, I would not even blink, because imbeciles.

And the GOP seems to have a lock on this entire dumbfuck demographic.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Obviously, the plot goes all the way back to the New Deal. Those Illuminati play such a deep game, even the Knights Templar, the Masons, and the Trilateral Commission are kept off-balance.

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J.D. (Just Derp), M.D. (Mountains of Derp) and Ph.D. (Phull of Derp) are all handed out with abandon.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Pounding a lick of sense into thick teabagger skulls seems to be beyond even his abilities.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

something tells me those people were not banned for excessive sanity

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PsycWench's avatar

You forgot the Muslim takeover.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

How can these people call others "low information" without bursting into flames from the burning irony?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Listen, Lady Patriot, this is stupid.</i>

Her butthurt is so strong it is making my butt hurt.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

They all have the vapors just as if Bamz was caught yelling "Pregnant women can't handle standing in the sun...someone get her to the Abortionplex, stat!"

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I now know where the commenters who are so far gone that they get banned from WND end up...

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