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Dammit, I told you kids to stop playing with the thermostat!

- God

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'Twenty minutes more and they are OURS...'

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No elephants were harmed in the creation of Willie Select - W. Nelson

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Quick, invest in concrete.

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did they turn up the temperature just like Bart did when trying to get Homer to drink the beer from the can he shook with the pain mixer?

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We have our Spring Break, the sharks have theirs.

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Ooh I went to the Columbia Icefield with my mum a few years ago. She stayed on the coach/truck thing, but was happy enough as the cold air caused her swollen feet to subside for an hour or two. At least we both got to see it before it's gone :)

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The bill was to curb the backyard gun ranges, (as the article states) not to allow them, after neighbors complained because a man set up a backyard gun range using plywood and old mattresses as his "barrier" thing, (whatever is supposed to stop the bullets. Sorry,I'm not up on my backyard gun range terminology). It was a sensible bill.Of course, that's why the NRA opposed it and why it never made it out of committee.In some (not all, I'm not an expert on the newly drawn congressional districts!) of the areas that Representative Rouson serves, there are lots of old mattresses laying around in backyards. Along with junk cars and confederate flags. The bibles are kept inside, usually at the neighborhood fundamentalist church, to protect them from the humidity.

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Uh. Am I the only one who thinks it's just a tad weird that a guy whose name is "Bibler" is telling Florida they need to get with the program or start building an ark?

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How much of the country have we lost to Dumb at this point?

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My sister warned me of bedbugs, when ordering furniture.

I was surprised when I ordered a chair from a big overstocking website and it was delivered to my house. After unpacking it in the entryway, I discarded the cardboard right into the recycling container. Then, I walked back in the home, removed the plastic wrap, and bolted the legs and backrest onto it.

Walking away for 10 minutes, I returned to see a black insect walking away from the chair and across the floor, only finding out that it was a swarming subterranean termite from the west coast (I live in NJ). I never called them, as those big places don't care, but kept the chair in plastic wrap for a couple of days.

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Funny, I thought a gun range was for recreation.

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Rafael Cruz?

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"A bill to curb gun ranges in backyards did not make it out of a Florida House committee, failing on an 8 to 5 vote Tuesday."

This is part of Florida's clever plan to remind people how dangerous it is to live near golf courses.

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