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Well, as a transplant to Long Island, I can say with authority that the New Jersey accent is everything bad about Long Island's, on steroids.

But at least it's not Staten Island.

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Jukes:

It's our Editrix' blog about raising money through donations. At the top It has a photo of a woman in a bathing suit bottom and no tan lines. I'm sure she has quite a top if she would just turn around.

Anyway - check it out. Wonkette needs a books page. Or whatever it would be called here on the Internets.

If you and Limey LIzzie are down with it, it has to be good.

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Thank you - I checked that out. She's bobbing up and down like she's practicing how to prance upon the hidden lance.

If she really wants page views she should get out of that wet bikini and into a dry martini.

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Col. Ollie North is standing in line, ready to reprint it and then throw her under the bus for sending it to him.

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Or William Wallace - who got the tug from the King of England.

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Jukes! Where have you been?

Over on the Wonkette begging blog (our Editrix is doing her One-L Michele impression and emailing for money) I brought up our idea about a books section.

Come on over and stick up for me!

~Actually, no surprise everyone is being very nice and several people have offered positive thoughts about it. You had some good ideas about how to make it work. And there must be a way Wonkette can make money off books and book ads and book sales and all...

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I didn't see any black bikini videos.

Is she the model for the Goldfinger girl in the logo?

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The correct font for that rant is Wing Nutz.

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I once worked for a politician who wouldn't wear glasses.

When we made name tags for events they had to be the size of a small billboard.

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On the other hand, biting her tongue off <i>would</i> prevent her from talking.

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James Joyce and Nanette Billings had a babby.

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Hope that depression doesn't leave you feeling Trapped Again.

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I think more likely she just thinks stomping Hitler was a <em>bad</em> thing.

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This is my favorite one. Because you have to shout it for full effect.

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Ean Machkey was so striatgh egde! NUMNER ONE, STOMPIN JIG TIME

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Hateful cunt with encaphalopathy writes her crazed epistle?

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