Hugs are gay and start wars. CNBC's Larry Kudlow knows this all too well, from personal experience, and that is why he penned perhaps the greatest prose ever to grace Big Government, Andrew Breitbart's ePoop depository. Just take a moment to admire Kudlow's lede: "Am I the only one who saw weakness when President Obama and his departing chief of staff Rahm Emanuel gave each other big, fat, full-bore hug following their speeches at the resignation event in the White House's East Room on Friday?" Of course not, Larry Kudlow! Don't you read the newspapers? Barack Obama and Rahm Emanuel are both huge flamers, and that's why your feeble-old-man masculinity was able to detect their Weakness. We also noticed that every world leader saw this embrace on teevee and then gleefully activated their nuclear bomb machines -- because the entire world is now going to take turns killing America, since its weak leaders are too busy hugging to even
He&#039;d sell advanced weapons to the Islamic Republic of Iran then give the money to <strike>terrorists</strike> freedom fighters in Nicaragua. He&#039;d double national debt because &quot;deficits don&#039;t matter&quot;. As governor of California, he&#039;d effectively legalize abortion. As President, his faith-based initiatives were based on astrology.
WWRD when a close friend moves on? Reagan didn&#039;t hug his own children, so we have our answer.
Larry is just all a-twitter at this horrible, horrible hug. Very emo.
Yes, let us ask WWRD -- What Would Reagan Do?
He&#039;d sell advanced weapons to the Islamic Republic of Iran then give the money to <strike>terrorists</strike> freedom fighters in Nicaragua. He&#039;d double national debt because &quot;deficits don&#039;t matter&quot;. As governor of California, he&#039;d effectively legalize abortion. As President, his faith-based initiatives were based on astrology.
WWRD when a close friend moves on? Reagan didn&#039;t hug his own children, so we have our answer.