In a chat with paid climate change deniers on the San Diego TV station where he now works as a weatherman, Weather Channel founder John Coleman insisted that, contrary to mere evidence, polar bear populations are increasing because
When all else fails, go the way of the way of the "earnest scientist" and say that the data is inconclusive and that more research is needed. See, it SOUNDS sciencey. This method is enjoyed not only by select climate change deniers but the tobacco industry and anti-vaccine advocates.
"San Diego weatherman" has to be one of the toughest jobs out there. "Today's weather will be ... pretty much like yesterday's. And the day before. And the day before that."
When all else fails, go the way of the way of the "earnest scientist" and say that the data is inconclusive and that more research is needed. See, it SOUNDS sciencey. This method is enjoyed not only by select climate change deniers but the tobacco industry and anti-vaccine advocates.
Wow, back when I had cable the chicks were always pregnant.
A proud graduate of the Institute for Wishful Thinking.
No wonder they took your cable away.
"San Diego weatherman" has to be one of the toughest jobs out there. "Today's weather will be ... pretty much like yesterday's. And the day before. And the day before that."
The only way to stop a bad Eskimo with a spear is a good polar bear with a gun.
So, wait, this guy founded The Weather Channel, and he still has to moonlight as a San Diego weatherman? Someone's ass is a bad businessman!
I prefer to consider the trajectory of the Oozlum bird.
There seem to be fewer pregnant presenters on the Weather Channel now, compared to a few years ago. Is management handing out slut pills?
"“Poles” may have been a verbal slip, or maybe he actually thinks polar bears live at both poles."
Also, too: Eskimos.
If anyone should be an expert on polar bears and Eskimos, it's a weatherman from San Diego.
<i>we have now become more civilized in our Eskimo populations around the poles</i>
He means the Dombrovski&#039;s in Apt 523.
They&#039;ve started down the icy road to civilization ever since Todd Palin interbred with Sara.
Rush for gold?