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A Bashful Nobody's avatar

Get outta my yard punk!!!!!!!!!!!!

calliecallie's avatar

Don't forget the phase where they admit it is man caused, but American ingenuity will come up with a way to reverse this.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

They're not fat, they're big boned

A Bashful Nobody's avatar

I don't understand The French, but it sounds wet.

calliecallie's avatar

I might have to start watching The Weather Channel more often. Show my solidarnosk.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

You and me both.....though I do not have cable or the dish stuff. Hrm. I could maybe click on their site once a week?

Joshua Norton's avatar

you’d think they might care about leaving a livable world behind for their descendants

pooracademic's avatar

I've been wondering when the "Hmm, a global environmental catastrophe could affect...me?" thought bubble would finally surface for certain people.

Daniel P's avatar

The Republcan Party platform can be summed up in six words:

I've got mine, so fuck you.

This isn't going to help much. But it beats Prospectors, or Fat Guys Cutting Down Trees or whatever other non-weather related garbage they drop into prime time.

impeachrinserepeat's avatar

The solution to the challenge of climate change is, ultimately, theological in nature.

Just convince the Koch brothers they CAN take it with them.

(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

I a very sorry for you and the chicken

goonemeritus now with chatGPT's avatar

Weather Channel - Pfft. We olds still use the Farmer’s Almanac andthe occasional woolly bear caterpillar to answer our critical weather related queries.

Virginia Dreaming's avatar

Fun fact, The Weather Channel is owned in part by . . . wait for it . . . Bain Capital. Yes, the Bain Capital that was started by the Mitt Bot 1.0. How about that, a company owned by Mitt Romney's old company is getting republicans to talk about climate change. Interesting.

chicken thief's avatar

While their resumes may look good, they are clearly RINO's drinking Obama's kool-aid. The only practical solution is to keep burning coal, fracking for oil, and ignore the 'signs'.

Virginia Dreaming's avatar

But it will exist in about 3 hours ;-)