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A Bashful Nobody's avatar

Get outta my yard punk!!!!!!!!!!!!

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calliecallie's avatar

Don't forget the phase where they admit it is man caused, but American ingenuity will come up with a way to reverse this.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

They're not fat, they're big boned

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A Bashful Nobody's avatar

I don't understand The French, but it sounds wet.

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calliecallie's avatar

I might have to start watching The Weather Channel more often. Show my solidarnosk.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

You and me both.....though I do not have cable or the dish stuff. Hrm. I could maybe click on their site once a week?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

you’d think they might care about leaving a livable world behind for their descendants

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pooracademic's avatar

I've been wondering when the "Hmm, a global environmental catastrophe could affect...me?" thought bubble would finally surface for certain people.

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Daniel P's avatar

The Republcan Party platform can be summed up in six words:

I've got mine, so fuck you.

This isn't going to help much. But it beats Prospectors, or Fat Guys Cutting Down Trees or whatever other non-weather related garbage they drop into prime time.

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impeachrinserepeat's avatar

The solution to the challenge of climate change is, ultimately, theological in nature.

Just convince the Koch brothers they CAN take it with them.

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(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

I a very sorry for you and the chicken

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(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

Egyptian pyramid ftw

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goonemeritus now with chatGPT's avatar

Weather Channel - Pfft. We olds still use the Farmer’s Almanac andthe occasional woolly bear caterpillar to answer our critical weather related queries.

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Virginia Dreaming's avatar

Fun fact, The Weather Channel is owned in part by . . . wait for it . . . Bain Capital. Yes, the Bain Capital that was started by the Mitt Bot 1.0. How about that, a company owned by Mitt Romney's old company is getting republicans to talk about climate change. Interesting.

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chicken thief's avatar

While their resumes may look good, they are clearly RINO's drinking Obama's kool-aid. The only practical solution is to keep burning coal, fracking for oil, and ignore the 'signs'.

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Virginia Dreaming's avatar

But it will exist in about 3 hours ;-)

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