Two local youths, seen here paralyzed with blind panic at being surrounded by fluffy white snow (The Washington Post) Yay! Snow Day! Drunk pages sledding down Capitol Hill! Tour guides throwing snowballs with rocks inside at fat Midwestern children! The Capitol Police shutting down every single government building to investigate 8 inches of mysterious white powder! School's canceled, we think! Even if it isn't, don't go! Gentrifiers cross-country skiing down U Street in thousand-dollar parkas! Whee!
Weather: Scary!
Weather: Scary!
Weather: Scary!
Two local youths, seen here paralyzed with blind panic at being surrounded by fluffy white snow (The Washington Post) Yay! Snow Day! Drunk pages sledding down Capitol Hill! Tour guides throwing snowballs with rocks inside at fat Midwestern children! The Capitol Police shutting down every single government building to investigate 8 inches of mysterious white powder! School's canceled, we think! Even if it isn't, don't go! Gentrifiers cross-country skiing down U Street in thousand-dollar parkas! Whee!