We'd Almost Feel Sorry For Kayla Moore If She Wasn't Such A Lyin-Ass Scammer
Is it December 12 yet? NO??? We are approximately ninety-seven months into the Alabama Senate campaign, and it's all so filthy and vile. But it's time for another lap in the the Roy Moore pigshit lagoon. So hold your noses, Wonkers! WE'RE GOING IN!
Roy Moore's wife, Kayla, spent yesterday falsifying endorsement letters and scouring the internet for someone, ANYONE, to say that the most recent woman to accuse her husband of sexual assault, Beverly Nelson Young, is a liar. Mrs. Moore was never much for science, but she's darn sure that her husband never signed that yearbook!
If the "Y" doesn't match, he never chased that ... errrm, never mind.
Anyway, Mrs. Moore seems to have left out one or two details in her press conference. Turns out, she's got a yearbook just like that at home. Although hers isn't signed by the Etowah County DA. (Or is it????)
This is the copy of that yearbook that is on file at the Southside Public Library. I looked through it yesterday. It came out for the class of 1977, who graduated that summer. pic.twitter.com/8VfBptsqtu
— WilliamThornton (@billineastala) November 14, 2017
As an equestrian, I also want to note that any photos or snippets of video I've seen of him riding a horse are proof positive that the man can't ride FOR SHIT.
OT but we have standards.
Sigh. Please note that we are discussing the language, not the religiosity of the text. In fact, I specifically noted that I wasn't interested in discussing which version was "more infallible." If something is infallible, it can't be more infallible. That's called sarcasm. However, to keep things light, let's end on a joke.
Q: How do you know when someone is an atheist?A: Don't worry, they'll tell you. And tell you, and tell you, and fucking tell you.