Is it December 12 yet? NO??? We are approximately ninety-seven months into the Alabama Senate campaign, and it's all so filthy and vile. But it's time for another lap in the the Roy Moore pigshit lagoon. So hold your noses, Wonkers! WE'RE GOING IN! Roy Moore's wife, Kayla, spent yesterday
As an equestrian, I also want to note that any photos or snippets of video I've seen of him riding a horse are proof positive that the man can't ride FOR SHIT.
Sigh. Please note that we are discussing the language, not the religiosity of the text. In fact, I specifically noted that I wasn't interested in discussing which version was "more infallible." If something is infallible, it can't be more infallible. That's called sarcasm. However, to keep things light, let's end on a joke.
Q: How do you know when someone is an atheist?A: Don't worry, they'll tell you. And tell you, and tell you, and fucking tell you.
Completely agree with -- whoa, Lance Thrustwell? -- and Blanche de Shambles, which is just as good or almost. My own credentials are, I'm a nut job all right, but not fundamentalist, and I might have been a scholar except that I'm too lazy.I read the KJV for its stately beautiful language and more modern translations for their accuracy, and Shakespeare because of course I do. Exodus 22:22 seems kind of relevant here, Roy Moore, since you're so big on the Bible."Ye shall not afflict a widow nor any fatherless child."With regard to scamming, lying and grifting, 2 Kings 5 provides some salutary food for thought, if you're a Bible-thumping scammer. Gehazi was the servant of holy man Elisha, who had healed a leper and refused payment. Gehazi thought that was wasteful and tried to con hefty emoluments out of the former leper by lying to him in his master's name. Didn't end well for him.Careful there, Kayla and Roy.
i actually feel very sorry for this kid. I read his story last year during the last Alabama scandal--the horny governor--and thought, he's broken and there isn't enough alcohol and dope in the world to fix how they fucked him up, but that's the way he's going to try to do it.
I guess you'd rather waste your time reading an effing fairy tale used by priests to make themselves rich at the expense of morans. Best of luck, partner.
As an equestrian, I also want to note that any photos or snippets of video I've seen of him riding a horse are proof positive that the man can't ride FOR SHIT.
OT but we have standards.
Sigh. Please note that we are discussing the language, not the religiosity of the text. In fact, I specifically noted that I wasn't interested in discussing which version was "more infallible." If something is infallible, it can't be more infallible. That's called sarcasm. However, to keep things light, let's end on a joke.
Q: How do you know when someone is an atheist?A: Don't worry, they'll tell you. And tell you, and tell you, and fucking tell you.
Completely agree with -- whoa, Lance Thrustwell? -- and Blanche de Shambles, which is just as good or almost. My own credentials are, I'm a nut job all right, but not fundamentalist, and I might have been a scholar except that I'm too lazy.I read the KJV for its stately beautiful language and more modern translations for their accuracy, and Shakespeare because of course I do. Exodus 22:22 seems kind of relevant here, Roy Moore, since you're so big on the Bible."Ye shall not afflict a widow nor any fatherless child."With regard to scamming, lying and grifting, 2 Kings 5 provides some salutary food for thought, if you're a Bible-thumping scammer. Gehazi was the servant of holy man Elisha, who had healed a leper and refused payment. Gehazi thought that was wasteful and tried to con hefty emoluments out of the former leper by lying to him in his master's name. Didn't end well for him.Careful there, Kayla and Roy.
She’s been out of the news...
Another virgin preggersnancy?
Ooooo —> to Twattle!
i actually feel very sorry for this kid. I read his story last year during the last Alabama scandal--the horny governor--and thought, he's broken and there isn't enough alcohol and dope in the world to fix how they fucked him up, but that's the way he's going to try to do it.
All that drinking and stress, living with himself takes its toll.
She would be one of the leader's wives in Handmaid's Tale
Or seeded.
Um, begging him to just leave her alone because she was a virgin didn't fly because of that hungry kid in her lap?
I guess you'd rather waste your time reading an effing fairy tale used by priests to make themselves rich at the expense of morans. Best of luck, partner.
According to what I read he was baiting the deer, on someone else's property.
She tied you to her kitchen chair, she broke your throne, she cut your hair.
My father always said that too.
is neither. (You may not be old enough to remember that one.)I had it on a bumper-sticker.
Time to vote out the mfing bigots, worst of all mfing SEXIST SHITS...
If only every eligible voter in Alabama (or anywhere in the US!) would vote.
We would never lose.
I honestly did not know such a thing was possible.Until just now.