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fuflans's avatar

this makes me smile today.

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Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

Succinct and depressingly accurate.

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willi0000000's avatar

it's the reason there is better healthcare in Europe.

most European countries use 220V as standard household voltage . . . here we only use 120V

[ everybody has a built-in voltmeter . . . 120V knocks you on your ass . . . 220V kills you! ]

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Zyxomma's avatar

I heard that in Richard Burton's voice (playing O'Brien in 1984, of course).

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JAWs's avatar

I know I can figure out a place for that "boot"

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tex7's avatar

The huge secret is that McCain did whatever the NV told him to do, in exchange for better medical care and treatment. He was their Tokyo Rose, making propaganda tapes for the radio. Rolling Stone Magazine did a whole piece on it once. Their writer concluded that McCain hates the hero-speak because he knows he was no hero.

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Relativicus's avatar

What opportunity? How do 48 Democrats prevent 50-52 Republicans from doing something 50-52 Republicans really want to do?

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Zango Crudmonger's avatar

My roomies often wonder why I'm laughing.

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Jared James's avatar

Trump would veto anything without his name on it in big gold letters.

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SomeBigRedDog's avatar

Don't knock it till you've tried it Dok!

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Cat Cafe's avatar

I agree with you completely. COMPLETELY. It all seems so obvious. I can't understand why the media, and so many voters are so blind to it. What's in it for them? Are they just stupid?

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CthulhuSleeps's avatar

I've seen the commercial for it but haven't watched. I'll give it a try, thanks!

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cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

My poor cat is not the sharpest. If there is a bit of toilet paper hanging down, he will mess with it, but if you roll it back onto the roll so he doesn't see it hanging there, he thinks it is gone and just stops.

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azeyote's avatar

fuck peoples health - we need to get onward in giving the rich everyone's money - only they matter - only they are worthy - that's been america for awhile now - but now it has more of an attitude of fuck you we're rich and you aren't - to bad - get a better job - fuckin slackers

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Beanz&Berryz's avatar

I used to call that Kitty Roca, when the dog would steal a bite of it.

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CafeenMan's avatar

Yes, but those are people who admit they're atheists. That alone makes them more moral than people who pretend to be christians for evil purposes.

I'm not claiming I know it for a fact but I believe it. People like McConnell are so evil I don't see any way he can actually believe he's a christian.

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