Have you heard about America's new king and queen of hearts, Bill and Kate plus Eight? They are getting married very soon! And until the divorce in a few years and the tragic aftermath when Kate runs off with an Arab playboy and Bill falls in love with a tampon, this may very well be the most romantic moment in history! Because there's something very special when an inbred bucktoothed descendent of Henry VIII or whatever finds a poor girl dressed in rags cleaning the floor of her evil stepmother's castle in Germany, with her hair, and then he lifts her up and checks her for pox marks and then carries her off to his own castle, in space, after "paying a king's ransom" to her owners. This is the stuff of bodice rippers, and this is the stuff of dreams. We are still pretty high from 420 day.
Heirs to the throne of <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Kingdom_of_Hanover" target="_blank"> Hanover</a>. Except Bismarck got rid of the kingdom as a result of their being on the wrong side in the Austro-Prussian war of 1866. I assume any direct descendants of the last king have since been joined by Wittlesbachs, Hohenzollerns, Habsburgs and any number of austro-german &quot;pretenders&quot;. Oh, they were also Electors.
Hail, fellow royal bloodline pendant! I was just about to point out that the closest they get to Henry VIII is his sister Margaret, and until George VI married Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon, the last member of their family to have any English blood was James I&#039;s daughter Elizabeth. After that, it&#039;s all Kraut, all the time.
<b>Bristol Lou, Cul-de-Sac, Arizona: Like, why do they even bother getting married? Their just going to break up some day, duh. Just have a baby, and move into a bank-foreclosure castle somewhere.</b>
...because there&rsquo;s something very special when an inbred bucktoothed descendent of Henry VIII or whatever finds a poor girl dressed in rags cleaning the floor of her evil stepmother&rsquo;s castle in Germany, with her hair, and then he lifts her up and checks her for pox marks and then carries her off to his own castle, in space, after &ldquo;paying a king&rsquo;s ransom&rdquo; to her owners...
I see Ken, like me, used to volunteer to &quot;read&quot; bedtime stories to his nieces and nephews. &quot;How does it end, Uncle Roscoe?&quot; &quot;Well, they all spent the rest of their lives shaving the wild hairs off the mole from the evil spinster witches&#039; tits, hooray!&quot;
oh man i just saw your sex pistols reference.
nice.
i have a beemer (sort of).
but i don&#039;t have a job so that&#039;s alright then.
Heirs to the throne of <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Kingdom_of_Hanover" target="_blank"> Hanover</a>. Except Bismarck got rid of the kingdom as a result of their being on the wrong side in the Austro-Prussian war of 1866. I assume any direct descendants of the last king have since been joined by Wittlesbachs, Hohenzollerns, Habsburgs and any number of austro-german &quot;pretenders&quot;. Oh, they were also Electors.
now THAT is some bringing the crazy.
wonder which republican candidate he will support?
The current Prince of Hanover is married to Princess Caroline of Monaco. He has a cute son (not with Caroline; they have a daughter, I think).
Don&#039;t forget kilted Scottish blood from his Great-Gran!
Hail, fellow royal bloodline pendant! I was just about to point out that the closest they get to Henry VIII is his sister Margaret, and until George VI married Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon, the last member of their family to have any English blood was James I&#039;s daughter Elizabeth. After that, it&#039;s all Kraut, all the time.
<b>Bristol Lou, Cul-de-Sac, Arizona: Like, why do they even bother getting married? Their just going to break up some day, duh. Just have a baby, and move into a bank-foreclosure castle somewhere.</b>
I couldn&#039;t get through the video please tell me it ends with suicide.
...because there&rsquo;s something very special when an inbred bucktoothed descendent of Henry VIII or whatever finds a poor girl dressed in rags cleaning the floor of her evil stepmother&rsquo;s castle in Germany, with her hair, and then he lifts her up and checks her for pox marks and then carries her off to his own castle, in space, after &ldquo;paying a king&rsquo;s ransom&rdquo; to her owners...
I see Ken, like me, used to volunteer to &quot;read&quot; bedtime stories to his nieces and nephews. &quot;How does it end, Uncle Roscoe?&quot; &quot;Well, they all spent the rest of their lives shaving the wild hairs off the mole from the evil spinster witches&#039; tits, hooray!&quot;