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mailman27's avatar

Everything's "strongly" with this guy.

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Lefty Wright's avatar

State contracting, especially as pass through for federal grants, can take months to complete. As can the applications for those federal grants. And supposedly, monitoring of the contracts is intense, although it usually ends up very cursory. But what these people are doing would never pass in my past experience.

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Natalie Lust.Even Pornhub thought it was corny

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

I just revert to Horse Doovers.

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cessnadriver's avatar

Burges Meredith! Nice!

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Carstonio's avatar

The actress in the photo played Lois Lane on Smallville. Too close to home for this post, since Lex Luthor in the show and in the comics became President

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Doug Langley's avatar

Soooo, they look for a slightly slapped together website?

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Shermanater's avatar

Being this outfit is from San Antonio and they have a lame website, wouldn't be a coincidence that Brad skinhead Parscale also calls san antonio home and he also happens to suck at web design.

Maybe there is a connection with draining the swamp, which actually means draining our tax paid dollarscto lazy no talent corporate crony clowns

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Lizard's avatar

Weirdly, it's the fine print I find most punch-worthy here. "As per permission from some of our clients urging us to share their information to prove our success and share their secret with with rest of the world..." Barf.

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brucej's avatar

So how much money did he give to the Trump grift campaign?

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lynchie's avatar

you know it did

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Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

One that brought my middle sister to her knees in laughter was when I was talking about a Stephen King book, "Tales of the Mac-a-bray".

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lynchie's avatar

Of course Obama actually did the design and implementation. Problem was he was wearing his tan suit at the time

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Swampay's avatar

Palomino insisted "we did perform and execute events for both" Means they had a sub-contract to haul 3 pickup loads of trash from the events. And by "sub-contract" I mean they asked some dude if they could help out and the dude said "sure, haul that trash pile"

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lynchie's avatar

Not sure they even look at anything. This guy got the gig because of Brad Pascale who is trumps campaign manager and a friend of Jared"s

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lynchie's avatar

Not a thing will happen

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