Hey, everyone, just stop being so mean to Mitt Romney, right now, OK? Jeffrey Anderson of the Weekly Standard has done some math that conclusively proves that Mitt Romney is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being we've ever known in our life, especially when compared to that pipsqueak not-even-a-millionaire Joe Biden, who is not nearly rich enough to do anyone any good, and probably stomps on the iddle-widdle toes of adorable baby kittens for fun.
I could be wrong, but try googling &quot;Squeee-meters&quot;.
rich white dude loves other rich white dude...natch.
I want more of these false equivalences. How does George Soros stack up to Romney? Or Martin Sheen?
(Even just vs. the other GOP prez candidates, pls.)
Andrew Carnegie gave away what would be billions in today&#039;s dollars but he was still a weapons-grade robber baron/asshole.
Ass ranch? So &quot;clearing brush&quot; means pretty much the same thing as &quot;planting Jeff Gannon&quot;?
You see, when a Republican Propagandist loves a candidate very much, he takes his erect imagination out, and places it into the warm soft media, and soon, his fantasy seeds are ejacualated and new reality starts growing! It is truly miraculous.
Not to the IRS, praise Joseph Smith!
To the IRS, they&#039;re the same thing, thank Brigham Young!
Some one should tell that little dude in the MathFail.com pic that in fact his mustaches are the far better example of triangles.
That and he should prolly hold the pencil point down, or sumbuddy&#039;s gonna get their eye poked out.
The LDS church is a bona fide charity? I thought they were a PAC.
So if you give money to your church, and your church lobbies against insurance-sponsored birth control or gay marriage in California or Barack Obama--or for that matter<i> for </i>Mitt Romney--why do you get a tax deduction for that? Can somebody wake up the jack-booted thugs over at the IRS and get them to check up on this shit?
Yeah, well, since he&#039;d be excommunicated if he didn&#039;t tithe to the church, we can discount that chunk of change. Oh, and doesn&#039;t he get sweet sweet tax deductions for all of those charitable donations? Yes, I thought so!