There is not a reason in the world to click on the video above of fallen Wonkette hero "Joe" the "Plumber" flapping his gums at his election loss party, except to note his killer rags. Dude, you were running for Congress. You think the flannel might be a touch ... less formal than the occasion demands? Nah, fuck it man. You are "authentic" and "real" just like your fake name and fake occupation! And now you are dead. Let us gather our rosebuds and meet back on the other side of the jump to remember the manifold gifts "Joe" the "Plumber" has given to your Wonkette, lo these many years.
there is a particular line from a very bad james joyce play i was in that always appealed to me (likely as the actress who delivered it was very funny).
"and i saw that you had got fat."
...with those credentials, I'm actually surprised that he isn't in congress already? He does meet all the Rethuglican requirements
-White: check! -Born with penis: check! -Dodges taxes: check! -Masturbates to the photo of a AR-15: check! -Doesn't like Brown people: check! -Probably doesn't have high school diploma: check!
...wide stance: check!
there is a particular line from a very bad james joyce play i was in that always appealed to me (likely as the actress who delivered it was very funny).
"and i saw that you had got fat."
- is an actual plumber? um ... NO CHECK
palin and joe:
<i>jack sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean.</i>
only with gender inversion.
Piss hard-on libel!
...it is obvious that 24% of the population were dropped on their heads as children.
Democracy isn&#039;t broken yet.
Having sat on a barstool next to 200 windbags like this, I don&#039;t need to see him on teevee.
&quot;Republican Voters Voicing Complaints About Intimidating Black Man On Ballot&quot; (The Onion)
BTW, I believe that 24% is pretty much exactly the number who thought Dumbya was a great president. My money says it&#039;s the very same people.
Somehow, his fame exceeded his 15 minutes. Time for him to go away.
Joe - go show your butt crack to someone who cares.
He needs a hug from Mann Coulter, cuz I hear she&#039;s a tad depressed.
...with those credentials, I&#039;m actually surprised that he isn&#039;t in congress already? He does meet all the Rethuglican requirements
-White: check! -Born with penis: check! -Dodges taxes: check! -Masturbates to the photo of a AR-15: check! -Doesn&#039;t like Brown people: check! -Probably doesn&#039;t have high school diploma: check!
I don&#039;t think I left anything out