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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...wide stance: check!

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fuflans's avatar

there is a particular line from a very bad james joyce play i was in that always appealed to me (likely as the actress who delivered it was very funny).

"and i saw that you had got fat."

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

- is an actual plumber? um ... NO CHECK

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fuflans's avatar

palin and joe:

<i>jack sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean.</i>

only with gender inversion.

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bobbert's avatar

Piss hard-on libel!

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...it is obvious that 24% of the population were dropped on their heads as children.

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Lot_49's avatar

Democracy isn't broken yet.

Having sat on a barstool next to 200 windbags like this, I don't need to see him on teevee.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Republican Voters Voicing Complaints About Intimidating Black Man On Ballot" (The Onion)

BTW, I believe that 24% is pretty much exactly the number who thought Dumbya was a great president. My money says it's the very same people.

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diogenez's avatar

Somehow, his fame exceeded his 15 minutes. Time for him to go away.

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diogenez's avatar

Joe - go show your butt crack to someone who cares.

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ValiumNation's avatar

He needs a hug from Mann Coulter, cuz I hear she's a tad depressed.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...with those credentials, I'm actually surprised that he isn't in congress already? He does meet all the Rethuglican requirements

-White: check! -Born with penis: check! -Dodges taxes: check! -Masturbates to the photo of a AR-15: check! -Doesn't like Brown people: check! -Probably doesn't have high school diploma: check!

I don't think I left anything out

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